david and goliath

You get a boner and stick it through a girls boobs and get blown by the girl.

I gave your girlfriend a david and goliath last night.

by CRAZYMOFOBEAST August 11, 2009

craig david

English Middle Class Slang used to describe when someone is having a furious outburst (go mental) for whatever reason.

Ashleigh: "Did you hear about Dave? He got caught with his pants down with another woman by his Wife!!!"

Lisa "Yeah I heard about it the other day, apparantly Dave's wife went absolutely "Craig David" and cut his tackle off with a 10 inch kitchen knife and fed it to the dog!"

by Jason Laird November 23, 2007

Gavin David

Has a Massive horse cock. Has mad bitches. And fucks Brayden Geistweidt’s little pink asshole.

Gavin David has a massive horse cock.

by BoomBrayden33 June 19, 2021

David Loi

a little bitch

I'm sorry, I'm acting like David Loi right now.

by urmumgeye2020 May 4, 2019

David Ruiz

David ruiz is a guy that is extremely gay for Dominic Gomez. He likes grinding on games like an IDIOT and sleeps late all the time. Plus he adopted

Someone: Omg is that David Ruiz the beaner?
Me: yes bozo

by Joenigger1 December 13, 2021

david m

The best guy you'll ever meet he's athletic has brown hair and a flash shirt and a Tony hawk jacket.

(David m)"I'm not going unless David's there"

by definer 2651 January 30, 2017

irl..david

irl..david is a tik tok account they rp as a character from camp camp, David.

irl..david is my favorite tiktoker

by Fanta_s0da June 27, 2021