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Central Billing Theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where people still have to pay their bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.
Who cares if the universe is a simulation?! I still gotta pay my damn bills! Your ass never heard of the Central Billing Theorem?!
by epluribusnihilo August 16, 2024
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@bill riskos moment

-Who’s gonna say it?

- @bill riskos moment
by Servosmpampas January 27, 2022
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Bill

Bill is a guy that represents a tendency to exhibit extremes in terms of material success. He's either possessing a great deal of good fortune or none at all. He is birthright to rule an enterprise – that is, if he is up to the challenge. Balance and power are the two words that describe him.

When people hear the name Bill, they perceive he as someone who is strong and powerful. The raw power he radiate to others makes he look confident and intimidating at the same time. It requires some convincing before he join a worthy cause. He tend to be egocentric. Sometimes people think he's wealthy, even if he's not.
Bill make me feel like i have a million bucks. He's very kind and special when i first meet him in my life, i'm very lucky to have him.
by miamor1234 November 23, 2021
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Balance Billing

The reason why weeks after you have any health care you get stacks of bills from the doctor, the facility, the nurse, the pharmacy, the lab, and the guy who cleans the floors every other Saturday.

Even after you've paid the stupid $20 copay.
"I went to my doctor two months ago for a sore throat and I paid my $20 copay. Now I've gotten $847 worth of extra bills for the office visit, strep test, and a shot of penicillin. The office manager told me that was how much I owe in balance billing since I haven't met my $12,000 deductible."
by WackeMD October 3, 2018
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Bill Kaulitz

He's a hot German emo guy but now he is a blonde guy and tbh he's hotter as a blonde but also hot when he had black hair and I wanna marry him (bill if you see this hmu ur so hot) and I hate the other definitions on here for his name because why are y'all so homophobic... I will literally fight all of you!
"Bill Kaulitz is so hot and he should date me!
by Billkaulitzissooooohott March 22, 2024
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bill cosby’d

Putting sleeping pills in your friends drink without them knowing
I bill Cosby’d Levi the night before his exam.
by mfplayer16 October 26, 2018
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Campaign Bill

Based on a Government A system where individuals must submit a "Campaign Bill" to qualify as a presidential candidate. Once elected, a candidate's Campaign Bill automatically becomes law. This approach aims to enhance transparency and accountability by requiring candidates to publicly disclose their proposed legislation before the election.

Campaign Bills differ from standard legislative bills; they are created and submitted by presidential candidates. Only one Campaign Bill can be enacted per election, via election. Candidates cannot alter or replace their bills after qualifying, ensuring their commitments remain clear.

While skeptics and critics despised the change, the people were empowered. The people could now exercise the same authority they grant their representatives in Congress. Money in politics were nullified due to the importance of voting in the bill, not the person or their identity, platform promises or so called opinions. The public became well informed, causing the governments to put the people over pockets. Truly turning a new leaf, so much so civilians from other countries championed this radical change and revolutionized the world now explicitly for the betterment of all mankind. They're were some trivial mishaps and concerns in the beginning that got squashed 4 years later, removing gerrymandering for example. In the end after trial and error progress rapidly took place.
So how is America, the public and military going to respond when the Campaign Bill making Trump dictator of the USA and we all get 1 million dollars a month, and enforce mandatory annoying unwise fear mongering contrarian lessons from Russian Israeli Gestapo Eels? Cause he won y'all.
by Klueade August 16, 2025
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