Cow

Ur mums a sket and ur da is a melt big cow of a whore sleez bag

Ur mrs is a right ole sleezy cow of a whore

by Big boy booby December 14, 2020

cow

A type of animal.

That cow is a cow.

by sirsmursalot October 23, 2016

cow

cow is a person who you hate

my brother's girlfriend is a cow.

by i pee on my sister June 9, 2018

cow killed

To be wrecked up in a brutal way by an animal.
The end result of most bull riders careers.

That horse could really buck, she cow killed me!

by Katiekoo November 26, 2017

COW

Acronym for Cool Off Wanker

"Stop fighting and COW"

by TESTETEST December 10, 2020

A Cow With Two Legs

A rude name for someone's mother.

She looks like A Cow With Two Legs!

by Oddverse March 24, 2025

Legend cow

A legend cow is the god of every cow of the universe. She has the most power of all living cows. She's very, very, very smart and an awesome animal. Also, she's strong and can do magic trics. She's a walking beauty and everyone loves her. Her body is gold and glittery and shines like a star. Her living place is the Milky Way where she produces chocolate, vanilla and strawberry milk. Her favourite drink is a sprinkle strawberry vanilla cake pop milkshake. The magic number is seven, because there is the council of the cows which has seven members including the legend cow. The other cows are named mystery cows. They believe in the Bovemismus, the faith in the cow.

Everyone praise the legend cow.

by michihaha January 3, 2017