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London Cream Tea

When you give a girl a creampie and wait for it to leak out. Then when it dries you feed it to her and piss in her mouth.
I gave Sheila a London Cream Tea last night!
by Harry Toba February 3, 2014
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Bone apple tea

"Bone apple tea" is a phrase that memetically communicates or references the word "malapropism".

"A malapropism is a type of language error that occurs when a person mistakenly uses a word that is similar in sound to the word they intended to use, but which has a completely different meaning. This can result in a humorous or absurd effect, as the person using the word may not realize that they have used it incorrectly. For example, someone might say "I need to buy a new flammable for my car" instead of "I need to buy a new fuel filter for my car." Malapropisms are often used intentionally in comedy or satire to create a humorous or absurd effect, and they can also occur accidentally in everyday speech when a person is unaware of the correct usage of a particular word." - ChatGPT
Person 1: What does it mean to "starch your engines"?
Person 2: Actually, what you mean to ask is "what does it mean to START your engines", "STARCH your engines" is a bone apple tea
Person 1: Goodbye
by Tekaiguy December 27, 2022
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Texas Tea Party

Texas Tea Party: Filling a Texas girls mouth with Dr. Pepper, then you drop a mento in her mouth and dip your balls in the explosion.
The Texas Tea Party blew out of her mouth like I struck oil!!!
by 0101101101 September 19, 2023
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English Tea party

Invite your friends round to drink cups full of Tea with the secret ingredient of Cum
Come round for an english tea party
by livin-wid-aids April 15, 2016
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milation sweet tea

When a man and woman are having sex and the man is fucking the lady in the butt. Then the man pisses in the woman's opened asshole and the asshole acts as a cup and then the man drinks the piss out of her ass.
The definition explains Milation Sweet Tea.
by P'cola Pussy February 11, 2007
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Irish Tea Party

When you are the last person concious at a drinking party, and you go around tea bagging everyone at the party.
ewww.... there is a ball hair in my mouth, there must have been an Irish Tea Party last night.
by Johnny Schaffer August 6, 2006
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bong water tea

revolutionary tea containing used bongwater invented at Brown St Newcastle Australia. Allows people that cant smoke to get stoned, wihout needing to shell out for any weed.
"Hey Huw, dirnk this bong water tea I made."
"OK."
"How does it taste?"
"Great!"
"Are you stoned?"
"Ahh.. Yeah!"
by div November 11, 2004
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