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Tacomatose 

Tah / co / mah / tose

A combination of the words taco and comatose, it is the product of gorging oneself on "Mexican" food, particularly from Taco Bell.

Following symptoms may include : Disconnection from reality, stomach pains, taco-shits, enlarged pant size, etc.
After seven double-decker tacos and three bean burritos last night, I fell into a tacomatose.

After Billy woke from his first tacomatose, he learned to limit himself when going to Taco-Bell
Tacomatose by PHS/CHS Archer September 23, 2011

taco gun 

(N) DOB MEXICO 1765,
A gun (usally 3-5 in. in diamiter. And 7-19 in. long) wich fires live rounds of tacos (taco salad may be used in newer versions). It has many shot prefrences like skattered shot in wich diahreea also may come out. Also there is full round burst and semi auto.
2. Retards say it
yo esay that trick be havin a bomb ass taco gun in her glove conpartment
2. I like taco gun for eat head
taco gun by slorehead July 6, 2006

bj's and taco bell 

Referring to the sex act "69". As the "bj" is obviously a blow job :0 and taco bell is also obviously eating a chick out () . Can be used in school because teachers are idiots.
Guy 1: Hey man, what's up?
Guy 2: Nothin much, but last night, man I went to bj's and taco bell.
Teacher: Scuse me young man, what does going to bj's and taco bell mean?
Guy 2: Wow, you really don't know? It means I ate taco bell at a BJ's, obviously.
Teacher: Ohh, I'm obviously an idiot.
bj's and taco bell by Mr. Sm00th September 12, 2009

Toss-on-a-Taco 

Toss-on-a-Taco is a masturbation game that guys play where everyone jacks off on a taco and the last guy to cum has to eat the taco.
We played "Toss-on-a-Taco" last night, and I lost so I had to eat the taco! Yum!
Toss-on-a-Taco by eda-skip March 23, 2022

Dirty Taco 

Where your fucking a girl in the ass then you stick your dick in her twat.
Did you give that girl the dirty taco?
Dirty Taco by Justin September 19, 2004

taco stand 

I spent all my money at the Taco Stands in Vegas.
taco stand by Cape Cod Viking March 14, 2009