jizz stach

A jizz stach its when a men\shemale cums on somebody s upper lip making a semen moustache.
When I cum I'm gonna let make you a jizz stach, just keep blowing
by Peter Nails June 06, 2016
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Snizz Jizzed

Snizz Jizzed: When a woman gets off before the guy.
Before he knew it, he had been 'Snizz Jizzed'.
by Funnybunny7 May 08, 2024
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knowledge jizz

When a man attempts to force his subjective opinion all over your face and down your throat. Said opinion is most often unsubstantiated, uninvited, unoriginal or downright incorrect. Closely related to the global phenomenon of mansplaining and tied to the interpersonal manifestations of sexism.
Gross, that film critic just knowledge jizzed all over me for twenty minutes and didn't even ask what I thought of the film.
by LCarrollHarris January 06, 2016
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Jizz Bend

Like Blood Bending from Avatar the Last Air Bender, but one would cause an ejaculation through the stimulation of semen and surrounding tissue.
I wish I could Jizz Bend, then I could masturbate all night.
by Korra April 13, 2013
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jizz mat

female or male who enjoy large quantities of sperm in their mouth or on their face
Niko, stop being such a fucking jizz mat and come here!
by scrodum tazzer August 20, 2009
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Jizz Bear

Can be used as a verb or noun to describe the action or outcome of depositing a large load of semen in an exceptionally hairy mons pubis after pulling out of a woman.
Verb - "I hooked up with this bird last night - she told me not to cum in her a bit late, so I had no option but to jizz bear. It was so dense cleanup was impossible"

Noun - "Her jizz bear was so mighty that two loads of cum totally disappeared without a trace"
by Scary McClary July 21, 2019
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Jizz canon

When you nut in her butt and she farts it back out
Omg Addy just shot a jizz canon across the room
by Barry my cockinher June 19, 2022
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