by SemperSooies November 25, 2016
Get the cheeto jizz mug.A Pop-Tart that has been jizzed on. Usually courtesy of a roommate or stranger. When considering eating a known Jizz-Tart, do be warned of the potential risks of STDs and/or deliciousness.
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by the_pieman December 2, 2020
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by Trollbert June 29, 2022
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Get the Jizz festival mug.by Jizz Waffle November 16, 2023
Get the jizz waffle mug.After masturbating rub your sperm on both hands and shakes your hands back and forth as if your air drying them.
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by JugheadJo March 25, 2019
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