Scottish Food

Macdonalds food for when you want to avoid admitting you ate at Macdonalds.

Bob: What did you have for dinner?
Bill: Scottish food.
Bob: Sounds delicious. Haggis?
Bill: No. They have this dish where the put different round slices of a specially processed beef inside pieces of bread with an orangy, pinky sauce. Then they take potatoes and cut them up into long thin pieces and cook them in a specially prepared oil bath.
Bob: Sounds delicious! Invite me next time.

by Al Benedict July 29, 2013

Scottism

A fake disability exploited only when convenient in situations to excuse one's careless or pathological behaviors. Often, it is used to avoid taking responsibility for one's own words or actions.

"Dude I can't believe he lied to him in front of his own brother over the phone and said its no big deal and then went and stole from them in the same month!" "Well you know, he has Scottism so you really can't blame him."

by TheGoodFight November 10, 2013

scott otto

A ball bag who holds the position of Automated Scan Specialist of Regional Aerial Plats and Environmental Surveys. This position is located in the Field Aerial Geography department

Q: what kind of surveyor did this layout?

A: Scott Otto

by MonkeyFly11235813 November 11, 2013

Scottish Fudge

Heroin

Angus: "Och hay. D'ya 'ave any Scottish Fudge ah cen borrow, Jim?"

Jim: "Ay, ah got an ounce in me sporan fer just an occasion."

by TheAtomicPunk November 23, 2013

scott tissue

Scott tissue paper.. Use it to clean ur butt it works.

Ass crack feeling strange? Perhaps it's time to make a change! Switch to Scott brand and not only feel the difference, you'll smell the difference!

Scott tissue it gets the slop out.

Johnny pooped. When he was done he used Scott to whipe his bum.

by LilJa December 18, 2013

scottifeeliosis

having lack of emotional empathy, unable to feel pain or simply not giving a fuck. usually passed down from the genes of family members known for drinking large amounts of alcohol on a daily bases.

Tina's husband was killed in a tragic car accident but Tina simply had no feels for the tragic loss of her husband not realizing she had contracted scottifeeliosis.

Johnathan witnessed his best friend's penis being brutally mutilated by a deranged psychopath knowing that he may never have a normal sex life again looking for comfort at Johnathan but he simply did not care.

Nick was shot in the leg by a gang affiliated black man but Nick continued to run as if nothing happened un-aware that he caries the genetic gene of scottifeeliosis.

by spade760100 May 22, 2014

Scotty Shirt

When a person of large or hefty girth tucks in their shirt, only to have the back side pull back out and hang down below the belt line. Usually this is due to the large overhang on the front lower torso pulling the shirt in that direction. Usually one experiencing "Scotty shirt" will not fix the issue. Mostly due to the unwanted repetition it would require throughout the day and an overall lack of desire to look halfway decent. A person suffering from Scotty shirt is usually below reproach hygiene wise.

Hefty person #1: The back of my shirt keeps riding up and falling out when I tuck it in! Fuck it, my arms hurt, I'm just going to leave it like that. But that's part of the struggle of being fat...

Person #2: Daayyyum playa! You done got yourself a Scotty shirt!

by security dude June 26, 2014