swag money soldier

A title given only to the most swagadelic person/ persons and strictly appointed by only a previously titled swag money soldier.

Mane, Tristan always got the weed on deck and some bangin ass food. He’s a straight swag money soldier at its finest.

by Yung Produce June 02, 2020

ultimate swag master

Someone who has mastered the ancient art of the swag. Swag masters must not be talked about by non-swagmasters. When you see a person with their pants sagging in the ultimate way, you know that you are dealing with no ordinary swag- it is probably an Ultimate Swag Master.

Kid- Look everyone!!!! It is an ultimate swag master!!!
Swag master- sit back down you lowly non- swagger.

by ultimateswagmaster March 16, 2016

swag cannon 5000

A really lame sex position

Dude I tried the swag cannon 5000 last night ,it took hours to cum!

by watfuvk January 09, 2018

Swag-dang-diggler

A flaccid penis of at least 9” in length and above average girth

That old dude who just walked by the lockers with no towel on was swinging a swag-dang-diggler

by Davedale August 04, 2019

vulk master swag

Whenver something is done wrong

Sarah Palin went vulk master swag on her vice president campaign

by Justin Nako September 25, 2011

Big money swag

Big money swag is the coolest man in the universe. He is the resemblance of currency the perfect being the ultimate lifeform God's fear. He was given a nickname across the street from a 87 year old crippled pimp "criss cross applesauce bling bling chaching chaching Mr take your girl head ass." Legends say that if you see big money swag with your girl your done for. The smooth bald head is so shiny not even the speed of light can catch up. He is the real one the no capper the Mr lunch money man. No one knows where he's at right now but all we know he's at the ends of the earth searching for someone to be a worthy opponent against his baldness.

Man I'm feeling like a big money swag right now

by BIGTOEENERGY January 02, 2021

Anti-Swag Corporation

The Anti-Swag Corporation is superior. Swag bad. Swag bad. Swag bad. Swag bad. Join the Anti-Swag Corporation or you are a stinky swag gamer.

Guy 1: I love being so swag. I have over 150 knife skins in CS:GO, I have so much swag.
Guy 2 (superior): WHAT? THATS TOO MUCH SWAG! IM REPORTING YOU TO THE ANTI-SWAG CORPORATION!!!
Guy 1: HUH? WHAT THE WHO ARE YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE HOW ARE YOU HERE I DONT KNOW YOU

by man of many mans August 27, 2023