Social class illusion

When people are able to live the life of people in a certain social class that they them selves do not necessarily fit into .
Guy 1: Look at Bill, he's rich, he lives in the suburbs, has 2 cars, goes to private school, and vacations on the beach.

Guy 2: I've known Bill since he was 5. He used to live in an apartment until he was 7, when he moved to the suburbs he bought the smallest house that he could barely afford. He couldn't even afford cable tv or a DVD player as a kid. The cars he has are both Hondas which are about 8 years old. His family takes one vacation a year, they have 5 people in their house and he goes to private school and a shit amount of financial aid. He's living a complete social class illusion. He's middle class.
by moconahhh June 27, 2013
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Socially Transmitted Disease

Annoying Things That Spread Socially. Things That A Lot Of People Constantly Do, Due To Others Doing It, Like An Annoying Trend. A Socially Transmitted Disease (STD) Usually Are Overused Words, Jokes, Phrases, Sentences, Statements, Memes, Trends Or Actions. Socially Transmitted Disease Usually Die Out Very Quickly And Everyone (Including The People Originally Spreading The STD) Hate Anyone Who Spreads The STD After It's Died Out.
"Everyone Recently Keeps Repeating The Exact Same Annoying Phrase, Thanks To This Online Trend. It's A Socially Transmitted Disease."
by MacKRacKGacK May 14, 2023
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Social Media Love

An updated version for puppy love. When you fall in love with someone's profile, chats and posts but you've never actually met them in person.
Chad: I wish that Julia wouldn't like so many guys pics cause she knows I love her and she loves me too!
Brad: Dude, you've never met her in person! You're too deep in social media love to think clearly.
by Storypoet November 27, 2016
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social media guru

Generally some no-talent dickbag who slummed their way into social media without any knowledge of how to use it for anything other than gaining followers for themselves, attending events, and generally whoring themselves out, because they're 22 and don't know how to business.

See also:

social media -

rockstar

maven
astronaut
ninja
any other horseshit that tries to make them sound important while also being the lowest paid person on staff
"Hi serious client, I'd like to introduce you to our social media guru!"
"Wow, way to throw their credibility directly out the door! I can't wait to work with them!"
by wulgusfactory February 12, 2015
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Social Whack-a-mole

The game where one randomly has to block their ex on social media, one by one, after said ex won’t stop messaging them.
Dude, I just had to go through a game of social whack-a-mole cause of my bitchy ex
by Jeff_Hiscock March 11, 2019
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social media that shit

Upload that to twitter, Facebook, etc...
That pic is sweet, social media that shit!
by EasyD803 December 22, 2013
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anti-social distancing

When you don't want to wear a mask so you stay as far as you can from everybody else. You are being anti-social. Hence, anti-social distancing.
Why is he sitting all the way over there by himself? He is anti-social distancing, so he doesn't have to wear a mask.
by Airium July 12, 2020
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