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Social Housing Baby

Child conceived in order for the mother to (a) gain access to subsidised housing; (b) state benefits; and (c) avoid work for life.
1. How do you plead?
2. Your honour, I was a social housing baby
3. Case dismissed!
by larry donovan May 8, 2009
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sexy-social intelligence

Having a great understanding of the social implications of sex. Knowing how to make somebody attracted to you means you have a high sexy-social intelligence.
A person with high sexy-social intelligence often has a very healthy sexuality.
Differs from sexual intelligence because it doesn't concentrate about how to have sex, but how to get it.
Jane: Lisa has loads of casual sex, but isn't a total slut!
Isabelle: Yeah, she has high sexy-social intelligence, so she dates loads of attractive decent men, and doesn't get used or degraded.

Mark: My friend Stanley always brings home two chicks when we hang out in bars!
John: How the schuzzbuckler does he manage such feats?
Mark: He has a really high sexy-social intellgence, I guess.
by Yames August 20, 2014
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social security baby

someone who grew up living only on social security income; checks. Someone coming from a struggle. Majority of the family income comes from the government.
That boy had it tough, he was a social security baby.
by paperchasinasian November 1, 2017
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social media dad

When a father is only in their child's life on social media and not in the real world. Posting pictures of his kids that his baby mama had to send to him because he never sees them.
Oh look at Buck being a social media dad, posting pictures of his kids that Keisha already posted a week ago

Buck: lemme get some pictures of the kid
Keisha: why? So you can pretend for the gram? There you go being a social media dad again..
by Monicaraeee December 24, 2015
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Social Double Dutch

Verb | so·cial | \ˈsō-shəl\ | dou·ble | \ ˈdə-bəl \ | \ ˈdəch \

social double dutched; social double dutching

1. The act of hovering in social situations, waiting for the right time to include oneself in a conversation. Akin to the physical sport of "double dutch" or, jumping of two jump ropes rotating in opposite directions simultaneously.

2. A tactic often used by socially awkward people (usually men) in order to initiate conversations with strangers in a social setting.
This weird dude was social double dutching for like 5 minutes at the bar tryna talk to these girls about Star Wars. LOL.
by Yung Nihilist December 28, 2017
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Social class illusion

When people are able to live the life of people in a certain social class that they them selves do not necessarily fit into .
Guy 1: Look at Bill, he's rich, he lives in the suburbs, has 2 cars, goes to private school, and vacations on the beach.

Guy 2: I've known Bill since he was 5. He used to live in an apartment until he was 7, when he moved to the suburbs he bought the smallest house that he could barely afford. He couldn't even afford cable tv or a DVD player as a kid. The cars he has are both Hondas which are about 8 years old. His family takes one vacation a year, they have 5 people in their house and he goes to private school and a shit amount of financial aid. He's living a complete social class illusion. He's middle class.
by moconahhh July 9, 2013
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Social Whack-a-mole

The game where one randomly has to block their ex on social media, one by one, after said ex won’t stop messaging them.
Dude, I just had to go through a game of social whack-a-mole cause of my bitchy ex
by Jeff_Hiscock March 10, 2019
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