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Saskatchewan Log Ride

A sex act, in which a sizable turd is fitted over the penis, to act as an extension. The feces-enhanced phallus is then used to penetrate a vagina, preferably resulting in severe infections.
Sally is such a freak! She let me give her a Saskatchewan log ride last night!
by Bearded Justice August 21, 2019
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riding the buzz train

The state of being somewhat intoxicated, but not completely shitfaced.
Lawrence took 5 shots before the basketball game, so he wouldn't be completely fucking bored the whole time. Lawrence was Riding the Buzz Train.
by Moby Bigdick March 12, 2010
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ride rican style

In a car with bench seating, having three passengers in the front seat, while leaving the back seat completely empty.
"Who wants the back seat?"

"No one, let's ride rican style."
by YellowTongue July 9, 2009
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Dicky Back Ride

This is a sexualised and back-to-front version of a piggy back ride.

It involves the rider (typically a small boy) hopping on the big, long, hard willy of the other person (typically an authority figure such as a head teacher or priest) with their anus. The pair then ride around the room going "ooh, ooh, ooh" until the ridden penis reaches the point of climax. After dribbling out of the anus of the rider, the ejaculate (or "Brasso" as it is called during this sex act) is then used to polish the rider's botty.

The term originates from the Derek and Clive skit called "Sir" in which a fictional child describes getting a dicky back ride around the head teacher's study in lieu of punishment.
Sir: "I was going to punish you for being so naughty and looking at Wiggins' willy, but instead I'm going to take you for a dicky back ride around my study"

Boy (to friends later that day): "Oh that was a narrow squeak, I thought Sir was going to punish me!"
by Azbo The Great! July 18, 2018
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Ghost Riding the Dick

Where a girl is riding you, hops off, stands next to the bed and jerks you off.
We didn't have a condom, so Taylour and I were ghost riding the dick last night.
by Rob Cooper VIII January 19, 2013
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The Bangkok Bus Ride

Having sex with thai hookers in a car.
I took a road trip in Thailand and i had The Bangkok Bus Ride
by Steve Hemmings October 1, 2008
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ass-ride

To use hatred, shit-talking or even lying as a quick way to gain success, and notoriety from others.
Jasmine only became popular because she likes to ass-ride everyone around her!
by Mr.Unconcious July 3, 2011
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