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Bad Noodle

by Humbletramp February 28, 2025
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Nightmare noodles

When for whatever reason, there’s no light in the bathroom. And you're left pooping in complete darkness.
The powers been out for three days, it’s cold and my nightmare noodles won’t flush.
by donnybridges March 25, 2025
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Noodle

Noodle is the most incredible girl in the world.

She’s a loving, resilient lemgthy girl who loves with all her heart.
She is trusting and loyal to all her friends, and especially her hoomans.
Everyone wants to be Noodles fren.
She also has the best style ever.
“Omg how amazing is Noodle?!”
I’m so glad Noodle is in my life
by LadyLuna+PrincessTia November 24, 2021
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The Kentucky Wet Noodle

The sexual act of sticking your penis into noodles, then serving the noodles to an unsuspecting friend.
Hey Bungledash stick your penis in these noodles and prank Frankfurt into eating The Kentucky Wet Noodle.
by DA Big curly July 27, 2024
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Swedish Noodling

When a woman puts a bunch of Swedish fish in her asshole and her partner eats the Swedish fish out of her ass with his tongue
Person 1: Have you ever tried Swedish Noodling?
Person 2: Yes, my life has never been the same.
by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025
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Noodle Knob

Term for when a man is unable to get an erection during sex, rendering him unable to penetrate, just like a floppy noodle. Knob is a slang term for penis in the United Kingdom.
After a long night of drinking, his girlfriend was left wanting when all he could offer was a noodle knob.
by n00d1e May 4, 2025
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