FIRST! NOOBS! 

A winning line in the internet world, especially on Omghumor.

FIRST! NOOBS!

FIRST! NOOBS! by FakePriest August 24, 2010

noobacabra 

a noob that is beyond the barrier. Someone so nooby they should be slapped with a raw trout.

Drew is a noobacabra

noobacabra by Colin W. November 23, 2006

noobist colony 

A large group of inferior homo sapiens

Some people believe Canada and Mexico are noobist colonies, however I strongly disagree.

noobist colony by toxic540 September 5, 2005

Noobology

1. The scientific study of the origin, history, and structure of newbs, noobs, and n00bs.
2. A book on noobs.

Origin: Hopkin High School, MN
In the back of biology class.

One rule of noobology is everyone is a noob except yourself.

Noobology by Dark6 September 20, 2005

Noobgasm 

When someone seems noobish by getting excited in a game just because he/she did a simple feat such as a head shot runnin someone over, etc.

Noob: Oh my god did you just see that awsome kill. I just got a head shot.whooo hooo that reminds me of the time i got a splatter on halo it was awsome!!!!

Me:Dude stop havin a Noobgasm.

Noobgasm by Jeremy Rodriguez May 3, 2008

noobgrammer 

n00b·gr4m·m3r (noun):
A programmer with noob programming or logic formulation skills; direct opposite of PROgrammer.

Dude1: "Woohoo! I managed to write a complex Python program!"
Dude2: "Lemme see dude!"

*Dude2 looks at Dude1's code*

print ("Hello" + " " + "World" + "!")
print ("I'm" + " " + "so" + " " + "1337" + "!")

Dude2: "This is complex huh? You're a noobgrammer dude!"

noobgrammer by PR0GR4MM3R July 5, 2013

Noobus boogers 

When a short friend of yours suck at a game

you are such a noobus boogers

Noobus boogers by agooman May 21, 2022