July 9th

National Josh is fucking day

Omg it’s July 9th. Time to fuck

by Liljosh July 09, 2023

July 9th

July 9th! A day to re-set your phone and update all social media’s. Decorate your phone and post pretty Insta photos!

“Hey, what do you wanna do on July 9th?” Oh I’m going to reset my phone and decorate it!

by Daily days<3 July 09, 2021

sheep july

Month for Sheep, to appreciate Sheep in general

"Hey, you know sheep July is coming up?"

by thefancyone September 04, 2022

Sneaky Julie

A female office worker that can’t stop stealing office equipment and stationery. A form of kleptomania that frustrates other workers when their pens, staplers etc go missing.

Shit ! I can’t find the small stapler. I bet some sneaky Julie has ducked off with it.

by The Zurnich July 27, 2023

Julie bird

When you cum in a girls mouth and hit her in the head so cum comes out her nose (angry dragon) but she vomits afterwards.

"I julie birded my gf last night" -shmoof flip

"You what?" -Berf lemoop

"I came in her mouth, smacked her head so it came out her nose and later she vomited." -Shmiff floop

"Nice." -Berf lemoop

by Peachfuz Lamberskin III April 21, 2019

7 july

National fuck day.

Let's fuck, it's 7 july

by damian6996 July 04, 2023

Just Joust July

Just Joust July is a month made for gay men. Gay men will joust using their dicks, frotting/docking until one of them cums. This will continue on for 31 days and whoever cums the most must present their ass to the winner and have gay sex.

Bro #1: Bro, you ready for Just Joust July?
Bro #2: Hell yeah! Been saving up ever since Destroy Dick December!

by asdf2020 November 08, 2018