Jordan

She is such a fuckin ho, you’ll love it. Her boyfriend is a ho

Jordan has a tiny pinny

by 12345717481 November 28, 2018

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a man who has been through a lot, and is nonchalant at first but will begin to open up as time goes by he's a very caring man on the inside and notices alot even if it seems he doesn't care

I love Jordan Turner for life <3

by capposzn May 9, 2022

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A bottom who pretends he’s a top but is really a bottom.

That guy is such a jordan.

by pleasehukunamytatas July 3, 2022

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A beautiful girl. She is very kind and sweet. She is funny too.

Man, that girl jordan is beautiful.

by HL2862 April 20, 2018

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a guy who is extremely obsessed with the Nintendo Gamecube and the unsatisfactory inability to shove it up his ass

Friend: Did you hear jordan complaining about the fact that he couldnt shove that gamecube up his ass?
you: yeah its really weird

by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022

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Canadian role-figure for male teens with daddy issues who uses his psychology degree to try to give legitimacy to his transphobic, misogynistic and climate denying deranged claims. Also complains a lot about censoring, while having tried to sue Wilfrid Laurier University for 1.5M$ for talking badly about him.

Person 1: Have you heard about Jordan Peterson?
Person 2: Yeah, it's actually surprising how people believe any insane thing that you say if you have a degree.

by chachacharealsmooth May 18, 2024

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