jizz jiggler

Someone who plays with semen that looks more like toothpaste.

Boys. Ahem: We all know you are jizz jigglers sometimes in that rest room. I go to the other one.

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Jizz Boss

"Jizz boss (Skeet it)
Make her drink the cum sauce (Skeet it)" -Denzel Curry

by the guacamole man August 12, 2020

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The months of January, June, and July are where you cannot ejaculate for the entire months. (For anyone who failed NNN and would like to try again)

by Ghehgxt December 29, 2022

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When you eat something you think is one thing, but it turns out to be something else. Like trying to eat frosting but it turns out to be Crisco.

I ate jizz when I was 8. I felt so embarrased. I'm going to make sure I'm not eating jizz again.

by Wifflum January 02, 2022

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The junk you find primarily on used video game controlers found at yard sales and flea markets

I got a sweet deal on an old nintendo. But it's totally covered in cosmic jizz

by zaksquatch July 21, 2011

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When something is so good and beautiful that you jizz in your pants.

I was watching Death Note and i had a very jizzful experience.

by The isdvjndvsuni March 29, 2014

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Janet « I can't believe I slept with three different men again last night... »
Veronica « Janet, you’re such a jizz bin! »

by Jizzbingiselle June 01, 2018

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