Jackson

A black man whom everyone secretly calls a Mars Bar and all love to be around. He inspires energy in everyone and has the best banter

Man that Jackson has some mad banter

by Currymuncher242 June 12, 2018

Jackson

A guy who likes to be an asshole to people and thinks he looks cool but really is a man hoe

Omg look at that Jackson over there

by Themegaratking February 26, 2020

The Jackson 5

General time period measure in years, usually seen as beginning around one's 8th birthday and ending around one's 13th, when young boys would have been the most attractive to Michael Jackson.

I wanted to hang out more with Bobo the Chimp at Michael's house, but MJ told me that now that I was 14, I was no longer in the Jackson 5.

by dangerbot3000 April 1, 2020

Jackson middle school basketball team 2018-2019

A complete shit team who can’t win any fucking games except for the shit academy teams.

The Jackson middle school basketball team 2018-2019 is so bad.

by I wanna die 2.3 January 30, 2019

Reverse Michael Jackson

verb. For anything to go from a lighter shade of colour to a darker one.

guy1: "Hey, did he get darker since we saw him?
guy2: "Yeah, he must've pulled a reverse Michael Jackson"

by Silhouyata February 1, 2020

Shitty Coin Michael Jackson

When you put a coin up your asshole and run around screaming “HEE HEE”

“Bro, did you see Tom at the party last night!?”

“Yeah, he had too much to drink and started doing the Shitty Coin Michael Jackson..”

by PhantomCummer April 9, 2024

Michael Jackson phenomenon

the Michael Jackson phenomenon is when a person does Michael Jackson's signature "HEE HEE" and every nearby human mimics this sound

Person 1: Have you heard of the Michael Jackson phenomenon?
Person 2: Michael Jackson? You mean the guy that goes HEE HEE
everyone: HEE HEE

by AviAviGoat May 11, 2022