Gotta get that wood

Doing whatever is necessary to make money. Because money is made from paper and paper is made from trees which are wood.

Hey do you got ten bucks I can borrow? Nah, but later I gotta get that wood, so hit me up.

by HeatherDHurricane April 18, 2024

Wood Wednesday

Similar to Titty Tuesday, it’s when guys gotta send dick pics

Wood- dick
Wednesday- day to send

Person 1: I rlly want him to send me something
Person 2: just tell him its wood wednesday!

by Colleennnn May 3, 2023

Wood

A blunt but the blunt rap is a backwood

Yoo rollup a fatass wood

by LenisPicker September 16, 2020

Knock On Wood

When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up

He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off

No towel all good I will knock on wood

by Knock on wood March 21, 2024

Sliding On Wood

Sliding motion a woman does on a man. The sexual act done when a man's wood is slippery from a woman's vagina.

Damn man she was "sliding on that wood".

Bro how was it last night? Man it was hot and heavy, she was sliding on wood I tell you

by KingLeo15 May 3, 2021

Riley Wood

This guy Riley Wood will take your girl and all da hoes this guy has a massive wood.
Awesome guy overall 😎👍

That guy is packing dont steal my girl i beg he is such a Riley Wood

by ANDWHaT!!!??? April 20, 2023

Bethany wood

Absolute sort. Definitely has a god complex because she is literally perfect. Loves intimidating boys but will only get with boys that have some sort of power over her, eg her boss. The only thing bigger than her ego is her biceps. Probably the funniest girl you will ever meet.

Sometimes I pray to a Bethany Wood.
Another word for ‘God’

by Abomination453 November 22, 2021