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The human goblet

The act of squeezing urine out of a gaping asshole so that it runs down between the persons legs.
Dude, you should ask Jess about the human goblet.
by maxluwu June 12, 2019
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waste of human breath

When someone is useless to a degree that the air they breathe is considered to be going to waste

It’s an exaggerated insult meant as sarcasm for someone or group of people screwing something up which is extremely simple and in million years you don’t expect anyone to screw it so using this phrase you are questioning them consuming the air in the atmosphere
He was asked to bring a cake to the party and he showed up with a 5 cupcakes, it is such a waste of human breath

She literally burnt eggs while boiling them, she is a waste of human breath

They were to take a family picture where they seemed normal and after 30 attempts they couldn’t it, they are just waste of human breath
by time-is-sarcastic May 12, 2025
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Human Wind Tunnel

The act of farting while simultaneously taking a rip from a bong.
The room fell silent as Becka filled the chamber of her bong with thick, white smoke. As she cleared it in one breath, she let out a thunderous fart that sent her friends into fits of laughter as they bore witness to the Human Wind Tunnel.
by spacehead74 September 14, 2020
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Someone who gives you money like an atm, but human.

Someone who gives you money like an atm, but human. a human atm mrbeast
by Cambam826 September 6, 2022
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Pollination (human sex act)

When you masturbate on to a female's belly, and after cumming, she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb, thus impregnation.

You're pollinating her, like a flower.

When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.

Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.
I just pollinated her. (pollination (human sex act))
by Andrew E Cooper July 16, 2025
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human

We are all just humans.
by creamteam069420 October 2, 2022
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Humane Letters

by Thiccythicc December 11, 2020
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