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pole glove

A large proflatic that extends the lengh of ones arm. To protect you from cummunicable diseases on stripper poles!
Capt Buck from the V/D Gloryhole went to Kings adorned with his pole glove so he would be protected from any unwanted advances.
by HarryBallzonu February 1, 2008
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velvet glove-ism

colloq. used for obvious misinterpretations or mishearings of lyrics in songs.

orig: Related to the song "Time Warp".
VELVET GLOVE-ISM #1
"...And a <b>velvet glove</b>, will really drive you insane..." - Time Warp (*pelvic thrust*)

VELVET GLOVE-ISM #2
"Come On <b>Irene</b>" - Come on *Eileen*: Dexy's Midnight Runners.

VELVET GLOVE-ISM #3
"Reach out and touch <b>face</b> - Personal Jesus: Depeche Mode (*faith*)
by Elbe January 19, 2009
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boxing glove

The triangular roll of fat on an obese woman directly beneath the FUPA (fat upper pussy area) that kinda resembles a boxing glove. A really fat cameltoe.
Those sweat pants really accentuate her boxing glove.
by wolfbait51 November 23, 2011
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act of government

(n.) unfortunate event which could not have been stopped at all, caused by actions of the President, City Hall, Congress, the police, the Armed Forces, the Federal Reserve, etc.

A law, act, raid, summons, tax, or action performed/passed by the above which results in the indiscriminate loss of life, property, money or livelihood.

A play upon "Act of God", as it implies a destructive action by an unstoppable, unreasoning and (near) omnipotent entity which cannot be prevented or contained. However, measures can be taken to lessen the damage done and recover from the wreckage.
Dr. Earl's medical practice was performing a much needed service to the community and was doing quite well - until the city seized his property through eminent domain and gave the land to another McDonalds. Talk about an act of government.
by yowzer! September 2, 2010
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It fits like a glove on a chickens lip

It's a good fit
That glove really fits your hand. "It fits like a glove on a chickens lip"
by Jack 76 October 28, 2022
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government

An evil system that drains everyone's money and makes them live miserable lives. No wonder there are so many homeless people.
I can't even explain how evil the government is and how stupid the system is.
by CAN'T TELL YOU. March 10, 2014
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Government

Some one's true identity, used as slang. It is the person's true name and real identity.
For example, 50 Cent's Government is Curtis.
Lloyd Bank's Government is Christopher, etc...

In the song "HELP" By Lloyd Banks Ft. Keri Hillson, that term appears.

When someone knows your Government that means you better lay low and let the heat die down a bit before you go on another spree.
by Jonathan D. April 23, 2007
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