Ethan

The Scariest man you will ever meet

girl one: Ahhhh help ethan is chasing me
Ethan: I'm gonna put the rusty nail in you bitch

by Finestlmp November 4, 2019

ethan green

Ethan Green is a fictional character from Starkid's Black Friday. He has fantastic hair and the biggest heart. He cares about his girlfriend Lex and her little sister Hannah more than anything. Unfortunately, he dies tragically dies while trying to take Hannah to a movie (Santa Claus is Going to High School) but gets attacked by shoppers trying to get the Wiggly doll he doesn't have.

I stan Ethan Green so much.

Robert Manion does such a good job with his character!

by anonymous November 30, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is the most focused, disciplined, passionate, and hardworking person you can ever meet. If you have a problem you should go to Ethan, he is a literal genius. Ethan is an extra introvert who loves anything to do with self-development, business, and anything financial education related. He may be the greatest Entrepreneur you can meet and he is definitely the best at his craft. Ethan may be the guy you picked on in your middle to high school years that you end up working for. Ethan is funny, cute and so much more, you need an Ethan in your life!

Ethan is the greatest Entrepreneur to ever live. Don't mess with Ethan or he will mess with you! ;)

by Vivid_Demand December 2, 2020

Ethan

The biggest saddo

Oh its ethan

Yeah he is a proper saddo

by Udeiebwks December 3, 2020

Ethan

The most incredible man to ever exist, kind, funny, adorable, humble, caring, intelligent, handsome, and lovable.

Girl 1: Ethan is the most incredible man to ever exist, he’s kind, funny, adorable, humble, caring, intelligent, handsome, and lovable.
Girl 2: Ok.

by Sexifart December 3, 2020

Ethan

Computer science major. God at all video games, especially league of legends. Wears flannels and has bangs. Asian

It is your boy, Ethan.

by MEOWmyAssHole December 10, 2020

Ethan

a Ethan will be your best friend if you treat him well he will listen to what ever you have to say he can be a bit dirty minded sometimes but that's just his humour. you might get feeling for him but try not to it might wreck your friendship a Ethan may not be as popular as other boys but he's still as great.

he can be funny, kind, loyal, and a bit stupid but has a great personality and a good friend.

"hey whos that over there."
"that's my best friend Ethan."

by mimhope227 December 20, 2020