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dry shower

Wiping/scrubbing yourself down using water and soap from a sink to clean yourself, without the use of a shower. If you forget/don’t have a towel, you can dry yourself using nearby toilet paper/paper towels. You can take a dry shower to save water, prevent suspicion in others, utilize someone else’s resources, etc.
Scenario 1: I just jerked off and my pubes are so itchy! I can’t just take a big ol’ shower in the middle of the day, my roommates will be suspicious. I guess I’ll take a dry shower to stay quiet.

Scenario 2: It’s been months since I’ve stepped into this ghost town for shelter. It’s a miracle this public restroom still has running water. I better take a dry shower. I may slowly be turning savage, but I’m still civilized.
by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020
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Dry Towel

For when you have run out of weed and you cant get any.
Hey bro, you got any weed?
Nah, im a dry towel.
by Nineinchnails90 December 1, 2011
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Dry wall cunt

A women that is such a cunt that her super cunt powers can make a man put his fist threw a wall destroying the drywall...
Jeez, that Kirsten sure is a dry wall cunt.. better look out! She's such a bitch. Fuck that dry wall cunt!
by Dr wankinyoureye May 29, 2021
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dry fry

The fucked the girl from the club dry fry.
by Black Stally March 9, 2020
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Dry Hector

The act of violently penetrating an unsuspecting persons anus without warning, and without proper lubrication; the opposite of a wet willy.
Me and my boyfriend were cuddling last night when he sprung a dry hector on me.
by Dry Hector 101 May 14, 2018
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dry stretch

the patch of cum that stays on the skin for a long period of time either after a man ejaculates on himself or someoine else, which causes it to dry. once the skin is stretched out, you can feel the skeet pulling the skin.
After having sex with my girlfriend, I skeeted on her but waited too long to help her wipe up. It dried up so when she went to get up, it created a dry stretch. She wasn't too thrilled.
by NoPantsCass May 14, 2011
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drying off the sheets

Blowing in the pussy to dry the cum in there
My girls was getting wet so I went and started drying off the sheets
by Nigger handles September 14, 2017
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