Douche Goose

when a guy has a big nose and is a dick and makes weird noises while he is having sexual intercourse.

Justin Bieber is a real douche goose!

by Juju and olive April 14, 2012

pee-douched

during sex when a guy pee's in the vagina

Mike : "I was bonin' this girl and I had to piss real bad so I just went in her"
Steve : "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PEE-DOUCHED HER!@@"

by schmolly December 2, 2009

Douche Bag

Kanye West.

Reporter: It was announced worldwide today that Kanye West will now be a synonym for the word Douche Bag because no other word describes him quite so exquisitely. He was a Douche to begin with but the Bag part was added when he made a complete twat out of himself by being a dick to Taylor Swift. Fuck you Kanye you total Douche Bag!

*Screams insanely in to camera*

by Monster_erection January 5, 2010

Douche nugget

A term commonly used to address one of your best friends that you love. Typically a starboy friend.

"Pedro, you are such a douche nugget."
"Pedro, I love you. You douche nugget."

by notsurewhattouseasmypseudonym January 23, 2017

Douche Mitten

A Mitten used for douching, when the bag begins to get tiring.

"Stephanie switched to the Douche Mitten, when she realized the normal Douche Bag just wasn't cutting it."

by Munchy, Bitch March 17, 2009

Douche Bag

When a person wears a tight ass T-shirt which contains either a dragon, flaming phoenix, a crown, any flashy gold print or all/any combination of these options on your t-shirt.
If your friend is wearing something like this then he is officially a Douche Bag.

Hey babe look at all those Douche bags doing the fist pump with each other.

by Huantwothree March 8, 2010

Douche Ripple

An intrusive penetration of ones being much like gamma radiation but emitted from a "pussy" (dumb-ass, wuss-bag, meat head ect.) a douche ripple can pass through most solid objects and effect the the health and well-being of anyone exposed.

"Every time my boss shows up I can feel the douche ripples in the air."

"Trying to have fun in Philadelphia is impossible when you're constantly being bombarded by douche ripples."

by FreakPrecept June 2, 2009