The Devil's Kayak

The vagina, box, or other creative references

Guy: Son, Karen hit me up last night.
Guy 2: You sail in the Devil's kayak?
Guy: To Hades and back bruh, to Hades and back.

by Juice_willis March 15, 2016

devil's slurpee

Sucking the jizz out of someone's asshole after having sex with them.

Phillip had a devil's slurpee after getting it on with Timothy.

by Lepysabretizzy June 17, 2016

devils drip

When you cum in the butt and it drips to the pussy and impregnates her.

My son was born from the devils drip.

by Mrs..Wright August 4, 2023

Devil's Ferrari

Any person, thing, or decision that is sure to lead you quickly to evil/ruin or may possibly cause all hell to break loose.

Daughter: "I'm thinking about getting tik tok."
Mother: "Don't even think about it! That app is the Devil's Ferrari."

Boy: "I was thinking about asking ___ out for ice cream."
Friend: "Her? No man, she's the Devil's Ferrari."

by GOAT@the_dry_cleaners April 25, 2023

Devils deli meat

The deli you know you should avoid based on several past experiences but you decide to dive on in (perhaps intoxicated) and eat it regardless of the physical, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences that may entail

I know she fucked me over 8 times, I know she is a cunt, I know she is worthless, but I had the opportunity and ate the devils deli meat.

by B-word January 10, 2024

Devil's Breath

When you sit somewhere and you blast a real low resolution fart and you feel how its gas is crawling up your ballsack. It's a warning for you to remember it can be over at any moment.

Dude, why are you so scared?

I just felt the Devil's Breath

by LaZerUniCorn October 9, 2020

The Devil's Mist

When the male penis omits a multi-directional stream of urine, often at an inopportune time. The Devil's Mist is likely to drench everything, completely missing the entire bowl of the toilet.

"I was so exhausted I enjoyed a Cowboy Breakfast and passed out; when I woke up, I went to "drain the eel", and pissed all over the bathroom - the Devil's Mist strikes again!"

"We clapped cheeks all night and passed out - i snuck into the bathroom and the "devil's mist" got the best of me - her bathroom was soaked."

"She asked for a Golden Shower but it was the Devil's Mist that she got - i hit everywhere but her face!"

by Edgar Christianson May 19, 2023