pimp cat

A very large cat that gets you all dem hoes

lonely man : I have no hoes I'm very sad.
Pimp man: then try a pimp cat!

by CamoCat325 April 9, 2022

Cat Meatdrapes

A famous cat living in Anchorage Alaska.

We picked up Cat Meatdrapes in the limo and went out for tuna!

by Alaskan fat chick killa August 8, 2010

bongo cat

the most wholesome little boi in the universe

1:have you seen the new bongo cat meme
2:ye its so wholesome I love him

by thot#_killer October 15, 2018

destruction of cats

Destruction of cats are a group of delinquent vandals who call themselves 'artists'. They spray painted sexually graphic images of cats on my business, a pet shop for godsakes. They are troublemakers and a testament to the scourge we call youth today. I tracked them back to their facebook page by their name, so if you find them on there, please consider doing your civic duty and report these criminals so we can get them off the internet and way from the impressionable minds of our societies future.

Screw Destruction of Cats.

by Annerley Aquarium November 25, 2013

cat lady

An old lady who lives with a bajillion cats and gives them names like, "Mr. Fuzzypants", and, "Pom-pom". She hates to be around actual people, and considers herself a cat.

Her Hobbies Include:
- having tea parties with her cats
- throwing fake proms for her cats
- throwing birthday parties (that no one come to) for her cats
- eating cat food
- decorating cat food

- making a restaurant for all the cats in the neighborhood
- babysitting children and cramming useless knowledge about Mr. Fuzzypants into their heads
- giving parenting lessons to cat-mothers-to-be

The reason I know so much about them is because I plan to be a cat lady when I grow up.

by EESHA4U December 11, 2017

Love Cat

A cute, adorable girl, who is like a cute cat you just want to squeeze! And you love.

"Oh you're my little love cat baby"

by Jruss89 November 3, 2011

Cat Noir

cat noir is from a TV show called: “miraculous: tales of cat noir & ladybug” and is most definitely the sassiest, hottest, cutest, sexiest AND smartest superhero in the whole world.

- hey did you see miraculous last night?
- yes omg cat noir is such a hotty *lipbite*
- i know right like i would let him beat me up to death and i’d still thank him

by eurydice</3 April 1, 2021