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Bacon Brick

A house husband. Defined by a pretty, confused, slightly dumb, anxious, but loyal man. Normally defined by his status with in a relationship. Not exclusively romantic.

Example characters: Howl (Howls Moving Castle), Peeta Mellark (The Hunger Games series), William Graham (NBC's Hannibal)
"Oh my god, Howl is such a bacon brick."

"He is my bacon brick."
by mrcsgry March 29, 2023
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maple bacon

The saucy covering of one's bacon encrusted feet.
Josh: 'Dude I just saw a serious case of maple bacon back there'
Jonah: 'Really, that's too bad, wish I could have tasted it'
by PartyPony April 26, 2016
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bacons cat

Usually referred to when things tend to barf everywhere specially at the beach.
The bacons cat is throwing up everywhere.
by Bacons cat April 16, 2022
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Bacon army

Where a bunch of Virgins gather and talk about kid friendly shit. Either way there a bunch of hoes
by Bacon Army hater 69430 March 14, 2022
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extra bacon

Rosie, I don't know if I want to hit it, i am sure he has extra bacon on it.
by Rosie vern May 26, 2020
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Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon

The tendency some books on Judaism have to connect every damn thing to Jews at some point. Because, you know, Jews aren't blamed for everything enough as it is.
Jewish cookbook: "Jews have been making slow-cooked Sabbath cholent for years in order to fulfill the commandments of the day. In the Netherlands, they cooked white beans, goose fat, and honey together and ate it on the Sabbath. When the Pilgrims came to the Netherlands, they adopted the recipe, since they followed the same Sabbath laws, only on Sundays. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they had no geese for fat, so they used pork fat. And they had no honey, so they used molasses. And thus, Boston baked beans were born."
Me: "This cookbook is playing a mean game of Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon."
by igm30001 January 25, 2017
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Bacon

Not the food, but as in good, the best, amazing! It's the best meat out there so describing something as bacon means it's the best
Last night was bacon mate!

That drink is bacon!

Your tits are bacon!
by JbaconJ January 25, 2022
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