Bacon festa

Is a bender who ain't no thug cuz he a hoe ass bitch

U r a dumb bacon festa u

by Bearbums January 30, 2017

Baconator

A certain cheeseburger sold at the fast food chain, Wendy's. Referred to by many as "Heart Attack on a Bun".

Easily mistaken for The Clogger, a burger Sold by Krusty the Clown in The Simpsons.

Have you heard that Wendy's is selling the new Baconator cheeseburger?

by Trashy The Trash man January 31, 2017

bacon smart

When you're so intelligent to understand that bacon is king and is the best thing in the world. Bacon is so amazing, that it gives people genius ideas and the drive to do whatever they want. Bacon makes you smarter in every way possible.

That guy just bought 500 pounds of meat , cheese and bacon at the store for his party. He is making giant bacon cheeseburgers with it. That's bacon smart.

by nitoxys February 16, 2017

Bacon

The yummiest food ever

I love BACON

by Bacon 4 life April 2, 2017

bacon lovesock

A love sock, a sock used for masturbation, lined with bacon to replicate the feeling of anal sex.

Joe, "When a love sock just isn't cutting it, bacon always makes it better. "
Bob, "a bacon lovesock is the best dude!! "

by Bobbit 69 dude. April 4, 2017

bacon boner

An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.

"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."

by JADrI April 26, 2017

Bacon Hole

When you use a pipe cleaner to twist your dick into a curly pig tail and then proceed to turn her butt into a bacon hole.

I made her squeal like a pig when I got my curly dick into her bacon hole!

by AbominableBoMan May 22, 2017