The ratchet act of trendy photograph pose of females squatting to the ground and looking like they are going to shit on the ground.
You see this girls Tinder profile? Yea, she in the dump squat photo pose. Looks like she going to drop a huge pile.
by 2LunchTommy April 23, 2021
The ratchet act of females squating down to the floor for a photographic pose and looking like the are going to take a dump on the ground.
Hey check out this girls Tinder profile! Oh yea, she in the Dump Squat Photo Pose. Look like she going to leave a huge pile.
by 2LunchTommy April 24, 2021
A relationship that usually lasts less than a week, purely for the sole purpose of having sex. Supposed to be a play on words of the nursery rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty'.
by maxwags January 14, 2018
One who usually ejaculates after approximately two thrusts of the penis during sexual intercourse, with the opposite or same sex.
Typically one who remains abstinent.
Typically one who remains abstinent.
Paige:" So, how was Ivan last night;)?"
Madison:" So lame, he was a Two Pump Dump kinda guy..."
Paige:"Oh no! What a loser!"
Madison:"But his brother was pretty cute;)"
Madison:" So lame, he was a Two Pump Dump kinda guy..."
Paige:"Oh no! What a loser!"
Madison:"But his brother was pretty cute;)"
by Nash Carlton January 17, 2017
When you catch your 10 year old cousin blasting rope to fortnite porn at 3:27AM, so in response you join him.
by The Sussy Piss Prostitute July 11, 2021
The act of defecating into a fellow-human's mouth such as to choke him with the size of the defecant. C.f. "shit eater."
"Yeah, he was pretty hot, but then he was all like I want to choke-slam dump-slap your purty-ass mouth."
by Stanislaus von Zinn September 25, 2005
A Des Moines Dump Truck is when at least 7 people all shit in a large barrel, pot, ect. and then dump the contents onto an unlucky individual.
Aw man we're going to get Lars good this time. We are going to Des Moines Dump Truck him, dumping like 10 pounds of dung on his head!
by Billy Deuchen III June 01, 2009