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Sweet mother of Satan's left testicle

When you see an absolute unit of a fucking spider on the ceiling but you have friends over so, being the comedic relief character in your own life, have to tell something funny in terror.
Sweet mother of Satan's left testicle get the fucking flamethrower, Jerry!
by WreckWrack October 22, 2018
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Cunt Bitch Whore Mother Fucker

This word is used to describe a situation where one hurts themselves badly and the use of more than one swear word is required.
Friend #1: Man, did u just see Johnny fall and eat $hit off his skateboard after he missed the railing?!?

Friend #2: Ya, I did he looked like he ate it hard!

Johnny: Cunt Bitch Whore Mother Fucker !!! That fall hurt!
by *Fallen Angel* April 17, 2016
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how i met your mother

legen - wait for it - dary! the best tv show to ever exist. the best character barney nails a lot of chicks, marshall and lily are in a soppy relationship ted is trying to find true love and robin is kinda just there
how i met your mother is the best tv show to exist
by mcrbiggestfan December 20, 2020
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mother fucking prick with a small cock

a person who likes to fuck their mom, acts like a dick, and has a small penis
Christina likes this Anthony kid who is a mother fucking prick with a small cock.
by telling the truth November 28, 2007
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dominant male-monkey mother fucker

The jock that dropped out of high school.
The guy that beat you up and got all the pussy for no apparent reason.A dominant asshole.
also known as A (dmmmf)pronounced "dimf"
dude1:remember that guy derf that always picked on us in high school.
dude2:yah i do,THAT DOMINANT MALE-MONKEY MOTHER FUCKER!
by hell spawn October 6, 2007
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Go Large Marge on a mother fucker

If people don't quit telling me what to do today, I'm going to go Large Marge on a mother fucker.
by chayen August 4, 2009
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peace out and word to your mother

goodbye and tell you mother i think she has a phat ass
by Anonymous February 22, 2003
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