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Me. You say your mother is gay, so I'm her gf ๐Ÿ˜
"Yo is that Your Mom's Girlfriend?"
"What the-"
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The girl that your best friend is dating, who is obligated to be a total bitch because of some subliminary life cliche. She will be clingy, possessive, and controlling, giving you little to no bro-time.

You and other friends will be forced to accept her into your social circle, but will talk mass loads of shit on her whenever you get the chance.
Your friend and your best friend's girlfriend-

"Hey bro, you still drinking with us this weekend?"

"Can't dude, I have to hang out with Carly."

"But broski, you've hung out with her everyday for six days now- Whatever, just bring her with."

"She doesn't want too, dude, sorry."
by Austavious Rex March 30, 2010
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That special person that fate, destiny, the cosmos, has placed on our paths, but not necessarily at the right time or place. The person we most care about--whether we are aware of it or not--the person that most moves us in body, mind, and soul. Dare I say a soul mate. The one special we have to bare the pang and scorn of 1000 years to behold for a fleeting instance in perfect time.
Andy played her voice message, and the volume was set too high. Everyone heard her voice and he blushed. "They all heard your voice" he said, and Ally responded, "tell them I'm your future-girlfriend-lover-love-of-your-life."
by Fuzzypanda May 24, 2014
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Suck yo bittys pussy on June 27
Brandon: national suck your boyfriends dick day
Cassie: I thought you said something else
Brandon: what
Cassie: national suck your girlfriends pussy day
by PlusFourDaddy June 27, 2019
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Nov 10- all boyfriends should spam their girlfriends phone telling them how much they love them and what they mean to them.
Spam your Girlfriends Phone Day means- โ€œGirl my boyfriend just sent me a long paragraph of how much he loves me.Girl i love this manโ€
by yogirljass! November 9, 2020
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