Un-equally Yoked

A couple who obviously don't belong together such as the dorky dude who never gets any pussy and the overjoyed meth whore who takes way too much cock you see in the local headshop.

Crystal, check out that un-equally yoked pair. He aint had pussy sInce it had him and she's had more cock in her than a walmart mens room.

by Sick MikeyG December 13, 2023

yoke

there are a few definitions for this but i will use the aviation term

this is the control column (or steering wheel) of an aircraft. thare is also something called a side stick which is popular in airbus aircraft

the pilot griped the yoke

by cmon georgia is not a porno August 20, 2020

yoke boy

A dude who spends too much time at the gym

You see that yoke boy there on the bench, he’s freaking jacked!

by ZSPD October 6, 2022

wee yoke

wee yoke, the meaning of a dick head in Belfast

look at the wee yoke over there.

by wee yoke February 7, 2022

Yoked

A description of a person with big muscles.

After they tried to kill him, he got yoked out.

by Halunka Records February 1, 2022

Poked the Yoke

A trivial/small action done by someone that is the final and concluding act in a relationship/confrontation or event. It is also usually the tipping point in a confrontation that had been building ie. final straw

Girl: " Stop flicking me"

Guy: Chill, jesus.
*Flick*
Girl: "OKAY, thats enough!! You've poked the yoke, Its over. You have been constantly annoying me, way to clingy, you whistle off tune, and I think we should stop seeing each other. That flick was the last straw.
Guy: Uhhh, kay.

by Hunter+Jazz February 17, 2012

Yoke

Verb adjective: to grab someone by the throat or hair in order to show authority. Dominance, and to assault. Generally reffering to a female prostitute. But can also refer to a male that you think only deserves the treatment of a female prostitute.

She has been doing side work and not accounting for the other money accounted for, so I yoke her up and help her over the queensboro let the lil bitch piss herself before pulling her back over the rail. Tried to not pay for a front so I rolled up on his crib yoke him up and settled things.

by 187TEAM February 28, 2020