Yeti

(adj/adv) awesome, or lit, like Yeti coolers. It describes the burp after chugging a cold brew.

Person 1: Dude did you see Lebron's dunk last night?
Person 2: Yeah, man. That dunk was yeti.

by fafdrums January 30, 2017

Yeti

Yeti: In other cases my ex girlfriend. Shes stinky and sounds like a wookie from star wars. She looks like one too and I hate her Fucking hair. She has rather large feet and looks like her father. All she eats is fish and tries to speak Japanese.

Bill: Omg theres the Yeti what do we do?
Tom: Do you think we sould run?!
Bill: No...Lets kill it!
Tom: Ok!
Bill: *gets sledge hammer and beats the yeti's face in*
Tom: OMG THERES YETI BLOOD ALL OVER ME I'M GONNA GET AIDS!
Bill: its ok Tom I have an potion!
Tom: OKAY!

by Akara_shinigami February 22, 2008

Dirty yeti

When you go down on a chic that has a hairy, smelly vagina and when you come up for air you goatee has nasty smelly white discharge on.

“Dude that chic gave me such a dirty yeti, I️ can still smell it on my Goat.”

by Yeti guy November 25, 2017

yeti

Thought to be the missing link, is actually an advanced version of human that tends to shy away from it's evelutionary kin because of the knowledge that humans are panicky creatures. Tend to prefer meat, and have a fondness for the word 'monkey.'

"The yeti is a god!"

by Zig March 13, 2003

Yeti

Literally translated from Nepali it means "that thing over there."

"Quick, brave Himalayan Guide-What's that thing over there?"
"Yeti."
"I see."
(c) Neil Gaiman

by Neil Gaiman CEC November 8, 2008

Yeti

Used to describe a song that is dope. The word is derived from the "abominable hoeman" (Ludacris) and slang used by thugs in Paris...
Usually used to describe a hip hop song that is hard to find and send on MSN by a friend of yours...

- What song is that?
- That's the new Little Brother, Sinners...
- Damn that shit is YETI!!!
- Yeah, food for thoughts man, get a plate...
- Whoa, where did you get that?
- Digging in the caves

by Ben the Yeti finder August 31, 2008

fat yeti

when a man is unable to find the vagina on an extremely fat woman, and in his frustration and urgency, begins to fuck her fat folds in substitution. he commonly will aim for the stomach, sometimes entering the bellybutton. the woman is usually hairy, which give the man the sensation similar to that of fucking a yeti.

Thomas was so drunk last night, he got desperate and gave Tara a fat yeti.

by go fuck yo' self December 7, 2009