Woof

The perfect emotion for all situations

‘911, what a woof’
‘What a bunch of woofsters’

by Woofster69420 July 26, 2021

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Hazza Woof

A "Hazza Woof" is what one would call their friend who has a wank over dog porn.

That guy is such a Hazza Woof

by Goolash 1 July 7, 2016

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Doggy woof woof time

When the lady turns into ishowspeed and starts barking on your penis.

Last night my girlfriend did doggy woof woof time during sex

by Dorrislllsjdudidjf November 27, 2022

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woof woof pengting

good looking female person.

she's a woof woof pengting would bang.

by Famaqlam7989www November 19, 2019

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Woof

the noise of a dog

woof! woof! arf!

by catsrulesomuch June 17, 2019

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Noun. Refers to a modification of the traditional forestry mulching machine known as a "woodchipper," wherein there are hurricane fans that swiftly guide annoying dogs, especially ankle-biters, into a robust woodchipper, ending those annoying barks and, best of all, you get a lot of taco meat as a result!

John: Bruh, tacos sound good for dinner.
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025

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