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Woof-honk

The sound that a dog which has been done up the arse, then charges at you as you tresspass in the drive-way of it's owners house makes.
We were walking past the house, and saw the dog. We laughed.

"WOO-HONK"

".."

"AHAHAHAHAHA"

"THAT DOG JUST SA-.."

"WOOF-HONK"
by Allzo January 29, 2009
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Woof

woof! woof! arf!
by catsrulesomuch June 17, 2019
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WOOF-WOOF CHIPPER

Noun. Refers to a modification of the traditional forestry mulching machine known as a "woodchipper," wherein there are hurricane fans that swiftly guide annoying dogs, especially ankle-biters, into a robust woodchipper, ending those annoying barks and, best of all, you get a lot of taco meat as a result!
John: Bruh, tacos sound good for dinner.
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025
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Doggy woof woof time

When the lady turns into ishowspeed and starts barking on your penis.
Last night my girlfriend did doggy woof woof time during sex
by Dorrislllsjdudidjf November 27, 2022
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Woof Hipping

when a flacid man stands up and violently moves his hips back and forth to make his dick and balls slap his stomach and ass.
My girlfriend caught me woof hipping because it was so loud.
by OhMy77! August 5, 2025
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French Woof

If you have to ask you can't afford it.
"Do you want a french Woof"
"Whats that?"
"If you have to ask you can't afford it"
by tharealjuggalo February 25, 2010
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Woof

A sound a dog makes
by catsrulesomuch May 3, 2019
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