a reaction statement to pretty much anything, but most commonly in gossip, judging another
woof can also be a form of agreement, disagreement, and can also be used in a complementary sense
The word is usually stated just how it reads in a different tone, though sometimes it may be said in an actual bark
woof can also be a form of agreement, disagreement, and can also be used in a complementary sense
The word is usually stated just how it reads in a different tone, though sometimes it may be said in an actual bark
"Have you heard what horrible decisions Liv is making with her life?!"
"Woof"
"What do you think of this outfit?"
"Woof"
"They broke up because he wanted alone time even though they’re thousands of miles apart and I just saw a picture of him with his ex-girlfriend"
"Woof"
"Can we facetime right now?"
"Woof"
"It might be time to get off of Instagram"
"Woof"
"This* politician is in my town"
"Woof"
"Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin"
"Woof
"Woof"
"What do you think of this outfit?"
"Woof"
"They broke up because he wanted alone time even though they’re thousands of miles apart and I just saw a picture of him with his ex-girlfriend"
"Woof"
"Can we facetime right now?"
"Woof"
"It might be time to get off of Instagram"
"Woof"
"This* politician is in my town"
"Woof"
"Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin"
"Woof
by Goou December 1, 2019
Get the woofmug. A nightmarish creature, fictionally created by a parent, that only comes out at night, resembling a very hairy oversized labia with heavy curtains that whip in the wind, and big beady bloodshot eyes, and exaggerated amount of teeth with a tongue that is froglike. And it's made out to be soooo scary that no one wants to meet the moof woof.
by anonymous June 30, 2023
Get the Moof woofmug. When someone is dog woofed, they have just been beaten at whatever they are competing in. If you are to dog woof someone, you have just absolutely destroyed them in competition.
Ian: 1v1 me on realistic hood rp roblox ya pssy
Shaun: Come on then I'll batter you ya pr*ck
*Shaun absolutely obliterates Ian*
Shaun: YOU JUST GOT F*CKING DOG WOOFED
Shaun: Come on then I'll batter you ya pr*ck
*Shaun absolutely obliterates Ian*
Shaun: YOU JUST GOT F*CKING DOG WOOFED
by Shaun from down the pub August 10, 2022
Get the Dog woofedmug. Another term for the childhood illness; foot in mouth disease that is typically passed from child to child in daycare settings.
Just got a call from my kids doctor. My kid caught a case of the hoof and woof from that nasty daycare.
by sheepdog1 October 20, 2021
Get the Hoof and Woofmug. a straight guy willing to get on his knees for a girl and ‘submit to her’. (originally based off of the “down boy!! arf!” meme, but also partially just from a boy just being so cute and nice that he’s like a dog when he’s on his knees for a girl, y’know?)
by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? May 18, 2025
Get the woof boymug. 
by isometimesbark October 24, 2022
Get the woof woofmug.