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Willow Tree

When the pubes of a man are long enough to cover in an umbrella shape around of the head of the penis.
You should shave your shaft know one wants to handle a Willow Tree unless they want to floss at the same time.
by cigar burned puppy January 2, 2011
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Willow

A super cool girl who's personality is worth more than her looks..she might not have the fattest ass but she sure does have the fattest heart to share all the love
"That girl has no ass"
"Oh trust me that's a Willow but maybe if you'd get to know her you wouldn't have to worry about her ass"
by AriesSzn♈ October 15, 2019
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Pussy Willow

A dick that won't get hard no matter what. Whether due to age, intoxication, or a brown bag with the lights off type of a girl, your dick flaps around in the same wind that blows the career of Keanu Reeves and the puberty caused tones of the Jonas Brothers.
(Girl waiting and wondering...)
Girl- What the monkey are you doing?
Guy- I'm slapping my dick against your leg so mini-me can wake the frick up, all I've got runnin' is a pussy willow.

(Two friends during a friendly chat)
Friend 1 - Hey, just to remind you, I fucked your ex on Saturday.
Friend 2 - Yeah, that's right, she was telling me how much she missed even my drunken pussy willow fucks with her on Sunday. Way to go you fricken duddy!

Can also be used in the past tense as a name:

Friend 1- Dude, I'm glad you took the hit for the team. How was it though?
Friend 2- Are you kidding me? Lights off, brown bagged and I was still left P.Willowfied at the sight of those brown wizard sleeves! (Can also substitute P.Dubafied)
by Mo Mo Morin February 17, 2009
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Willow

by Penguin51 November 7, 2019
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weeping willow

When a girl is sobbing while she blows you.
That girl was really upset last night, but she still gave me a weeping willow. It was kind of weird, but it felt great.
by The Moostache Man January 25, 2011
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willow turn

A place in Mt. laurel , New Jersey where at least once a week something happens wether its a drug bust or a domestic violence case but jus noe that there is never a dull moment also white kids are scared to go there .street pharmacist everywhere. A boy named dana and a chinese jawn that jus walks in ur house ! Aunt Gale is the loudest on the street! There bang bang spray painted buy a guy we call mini kevin durant!
by amanfu July 15, 2011
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Arkansas Pussy willow

A girl let's her pubes grow down to the ground like dread locks and her boy friend plays with them and eats the hair after burning it in a toaster while still attached to the women.
by beandipthe3 March 4, 2010
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