'one who masturbates their pork sword more than an ordinary person', 'a person who comes across as stuck up or smug'
EXAMPLE 1
Mum: 'Johnny you really should stop tossing off that tiny tree stump of a penis you have'
Johnny: (while wanking) 'what can I say Mum im just a wanker'
Mum: Indeed you are Johnny look at you go infact I might join you for a wank later then we can be wankers together. Goodbye wanker Johnny!
Example 2:
Yoda: Luke use the force
Luke: fuck off u midget green wanker
Mum: 'Johnny you really should stop tossing off that tiny tree stump of a penis you have'
Johnny: (while wanking) 'what can I say Mum im just a wanker'
Mum: Indeed you are Johnny look at you go infact I might join you for a wank later then we can be wankers together. Goodbye wanker Johnny!
Example 2:
Yoda: Luke use the force
Luke: fuck off u midget green wanker
by Dan Roach September 18, 2007
(quote "anonymous"}
While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.
I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.
(end quote "anonymous")
Wanking = self gratification, self importance
In Australia, wankers are people who believe that they are better than you because they have a better car, wife, children, life, etc, than you.
Wankers are always "mentors" and never "proteges".
Wankers never engage in self deprecating humour.
Wankers never make mistakes.
Wankers are our superior.
Wankers tolerate our existance.
Wankers believe they are our "gods".
Wankers are "cool".hehehe
While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.
I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.
(end quote "anonymous")
Wanking = self gratification, self importance
In Australia, wankers are people who believe that they are better than you because they have a better car, wife, children, life, etc, than you.
Wankers are always "mentors" and never "proteges".
Wankers never engage in self deprecating humour.
Wankers never make mistakes.
Wankers are our superior.
Wankers tolerate our existance.
Wankers believe they are our "gods".
Wankers are "cool".hehehe
by ztv November 7, 2005
British vulgarity:
1. One who masturbates.
2. Generic insult; interchangeable with stupid, idiot, retard, cretin etc.
Particularly useful when shouting at incompetent passers-by/drivers from your car or a distance away.
1. One who masturbates.
2. Generic insult; interchangeable with stupid, idiot, retard, cretin etc.
Particularly useful when shouting at incompetent passers-by/drivers from your car or a distance away.
1. She caught you wanking, you wanker.
2. Shut up you wanker.
The wanker crashed my car.
Get off my bonnet you fucking Chav wankers!
2. Shut up you wanker.
The wanker crashed my car.
Get off my bonnet you fucking Chav wankers!
by Fu Manchu June 9, 2006
Term for someone who has no accomplishments to speak of, wastes time or is not productive, a jerk-off.
by Wes Ferguson June 27, 2005
by Nytehauq August 21, 2003
1) One who maturbates. A british term, often used as a mild-to-mildly serious insult.
2) A person who has no idea what the hell they're talking about, but pretends to.
2) A person who has no idea what the hell they're talking about, but pretends to.
by o0CrystalBlue0o July 4, 2005
a wanker if someone who has a "wank"
which means to masterbate.... and the hand sign for this is a "knuckle shuffling motion"
which means to masterbate.... and the hand sign for this is a "knuckle shuffling motion"
by dtest March 2, 2003