Icelandic volcano

When something small and of little significance causes a major and disproportionate clusterf*** for a huge number of people.

Boss: Why were you late for work?

Employee: A car broke down on I-5 and turned into an Icelandic volcano... I couldn't move for hours.

by retailguy April 18, 2010

Hawaiian Volcano

Giving someone a blowjob underwater upside down until they cum. You then proceed to blow it out your nose causing it to float to the top of the water like an underwater smokestack.

Susie started to choke after she gave me a Hawaiian Volcano.

by TheArbiter21 June 14, 2016

Dirty Volcano

The act of balancing yourself on your shoulders and shitting blood and feces into the air, screaming VOLCANO!

Tony - "I watched a great porno last night."
Ernest- "What was it?"
Tony- "Was normal at first then the girl ended with a huge Dirty Volcano. I fell in love."

by Chachapacha January 25, 2017

Angry volcano

Angry volcano: during a blow job she takes a fat ass rip of smoke then sucks dick and smokes coming out from her mouth made your dick hard and made you cum...

Her mouth was smoking while i busted a nut in it..., angry volcano.

by Listo909durock June 2, 2012

Volcano butt

This is what happens after you eat a large quantity of flamin' hot cheetos one night, the next morning you feel a rumble in your tummy. You go and sit down on the toilet and wait, soon it feels as if you are pooing lava! It is so fiery and hot, don't be surprised if it looks like blood with some cornmeal mixed in, it's just cheeto remnants. Ice cubes on your butt won't help but you'll think it might.

This morning I thought I was pooing blood! It hurt so bad! I finally realized it was just Volcano Butt from eating all those flamin' hots last night.

by roxanneincharge October 14, 2010

Volcano Party

A volcano party is when a female consumes spicy food, such as hot sauce or peppers, before giving head to a male

"Yo dude me and Marissa went to that Mexican Restaurant, La Paz, but afterwards she surprised me with a volcano party! It hurt so good."

by Harry the Love Train Miller July 28, 2007

brown volcanoe

When a guy shits into a girls pussy and she quifs. The explosion is called a brown volcanoe.

Man did you see that bitch after she brown volcanoed?

by popper1994 March 31, 2009