Vermonster

People from vermont

Vermonster would be a sweet name for a country

by MineOwedWu's May 29, 2021

vermont oven

much like a dutch oven but instead of farting in your own blanket and exposing it to yourself u fart in a friends blanket (sleeping or awake) and put it over his or her head.

Dylan: "Bob are you awake?"
Bob: zzzzzzzzz
Dyan: im goin to vermont oven this SOB..... Lifts bobs blankets and rips a huge fart.
Bob: takes a huge wif while sleeping. "WTF was that"?

Dylan: "haha u just got vermont ovened!!!!"

by 2 people September 6, 2009

Vermont Hunting

Waste of time

Vermont Hunting deer season

by bob greggery November 10, 2010

Vermasterbatem

The act of pleasuring ones self while reading a screen play or other piece of literary work from an acomplished poet, or author WORD FOR WORD.

My girl was so turned on last night when i read "Romeo and Juliet" to her VERMASTERBATEM.

by jeremyron1969 December 13, 2010

Vermonta

The pronunciation of "Vermonter" by those who have lived in Vermont their entire life.

You're a Vermonter?
No, I'm a Vermonta.

by 5th generation Vermonta April 19, 2011

Vermont Fever

The unbelievable good-naturedness and genuine care that the people of Vermont naturally exhibit and exude on a daily basis.

Jim: Shoot! My car broke down.

Vermonter 1: Oh no! Here, why don't you pop the hood and let me take a peek.

Vermonter 2: I'm so sorry, son! I'll call in a repair man.

Vermonter 3: In the meantime, why don't I take you to my place and warm you up a nice glass of milk?

Jim: You guys are the nicest people I have ever met. You must have Vermont Fever.

by jhort April 15, 2014

Vermont Vegan Vacuum

When a girl sticks a piece of celery in her pussy and their vegan partner sucks on it.

Mike: I'm vegan, so I did a Vermont Vegan Vacuum on a girl.

by FreightTrainFrank July 12, 2016