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human venus fly trap

When you fuckin a girl and when you almost finish she clinches her pussy, trapping you and forcing you to be her baby daddy.
Aye man were you with Keisha last night?
-Yeah man she gave me that human Venus fly trap

I'm so sorry bro...
by Kumpump June 22, 2016
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on the border between Venus and California

completely out of touch with reality
She is on the border between Venus and California-she doesn't have a clue.
by theprincessofdarkness April 30, 2009
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Venus-Dutch-Oven-Fly-Trap

v. The act of trapping your partner under the covers after farting when receiving oral.
Sam venus-dutch-oven-fly-trap'd me last night I was so mad!
by sm0kesta November 8, 2005
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A wonderful series of relationship books by John Gray.
After reading Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, she realized the valueable truth in them.
by Starchylde May 26, 2016
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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003
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Gold digging Venus cock traping hoe

When a females vagina has such ability similar to the venus fly trap. Upon entry The males cock is lured into postion using a range or techniques, usually only one is needed as the man is most likely surprised by the aggressive sexual nature of the trap. Once into her vagina via a fail proof method of using her unique ability to trap the penis using inner reverse mounted tooth she is able to ejaculate the male to force pregnancy therefore trapping him into 18 years of child support payments and ongoing abuse
"Ay man that hoe Ashlee I met, stay away shes a "gold digging Venus cock traping hoe " she got me good now she hitting me up for baby cash, I'm screwed"
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Venus R.

The most beautiful nonbinary on earth.
Venus is widely know as the most beautiful boy on earth and is know for owning the best boypussy in PA (Pennsylvania) they’re very hard working, smart, kind, empathetic, and they’re a witch who hexes anyone who dare disrespects their lover. Venus is very strong, daring, beautiful, pretty, and admirable. Anyone with a personality like Venus is a good person. Venus also has a gothic style, wearing goth dresses, jewelry, and make up to represent their culture.
Venus R. Was a well known figure in the years 1908-1923 and mysteriously disappeared after the date of 11-23-23
by Kishma November 20, 2023
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