by bobbob 31 March 14, 2018
Uni is the smexiest person alive. She can steal both your mans and your ladies. She is the hottest on this planet she is the reason why global warming is a thing because of how hot she is. But she will cheat on you a lot but she is just the most hottest person alive.
by uniismybabydaddy February 13, 2020
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by AlbertoEinstein69 May 12, 2022
Being a Uni means being a crosseyed twat who has a hot younger sister. You also game rust every night and eat poops for a living
by Hóri Klakstein April 17, 2023
Uni is cute, short, loves cats, and rlly likes talking. 10/10. wont stop talking until you give her food to chew on. Good luck trying to make a Uni shut up most of the time
Person1: Shoot its Uni. Got any food with you?
Person2: *Looks disappointed "shoot. I dont"
Person1: then lets opperate emergency plan A
Person2: What?
Person1: got any "chewable stuff"?
person2: I got a mouldy hotdog.
persin1: perfect.
Person2: *Looks disappointed "shoot. I dont"
Person1: then lets opperate emergency plan A
Person2: What?
Person1: got any "chewable stuff"?
person2: I got a mouldy hotdog.
persin1: perfect.
by Milton_hater December 24, 2021
Person 1
“oi bro what course you doing at uni”
Person 2
“why you asking about the course are you a nerd”
Person 1
“i mean you’re there to get a degree right”
Person 2
“degree?? what you talking about bro, it stands for unlimited nyash institute”
Person 1
“bro uni sounds good bro can’t wait to go bro”
“oi bro what course you doing at uni”
Person 2
“why you asking about the course are you a nerd”
Person 1
“i mean you’re there to get a degree right”
Person 2
“degree?? what you talking about bro, it stands for unlimited nyash institute”
Person 1
“bro uni sounds good bro can’t wait to go bro”
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by Alec_Buts April 19, 2022