dude trench

A gay male's crack.

Last night I found my way into Ryan's dude trench and spent all night pounding his fox hole!

by manchesteru5 April 21, 2006

friend trench

The dreadful (yet metaphorical) place where a lady that takes a man's fancy resides when he forgets to kiss her goodbye after a date, or generally behaves in a way that will prevent said female from ever jumping into bed with him. Tell tale signs include introductions as 'some guy,' and gagging gestures whenever he tries to flirt.

To the average male, it is slightly worse the seventh circle of hell.

Dave: I think i've found myself a lovely, sexy, hot, female 'friend.' FUCK!
Andy: Why don't you just rag the shit out of her?
Dave: We're in the friend trench.
Andy: Ouch.

by fuelofbritain March 13, 2008

Trencher

A 'loyal' fan to the now pop group(*miss your 'emo' muzic*)Marianas Trench. They call their fans Trenchers. These people are picking it up.

"Heyy my Trencherss!" BLAH BLAH BLAH


-Mike

by juggalette4ever April 17, 2009

Trunchbull

The act of forcing someone to eat ass, usually by a very large, butch woman.

My girl screamed "You can do it, Bruce!" and made me eat her ass for 27 minutes!

Wow, talk about a Trunchbull!

by Zerog_27 June 18, 2016

Spunk Trench

the salty trench that is found in the battlefield between the legs of fat women.

well i was about to send my soldiers into her spunk trench but decided i'd prefer a cold beverage

by Funky Ferret May 9, 2006

Death Star Trench Run

(n.) A man sticking his penis in the belly folds of a fat woman and running it along the equator.

I gave that chick last night a Death Star Trench Run. She was so fat I couldn't find her thermal exhaust port.

by Sardie November 15, 2011

Hit The Trench

The act of engaging in anal sex. To Hit The Trench applies to male on male, male on female and female on male (with strap on) anal play.

Louis: Hey Brian. How as your weekend get away with Sandy last weekend?
Brian: We never left the hotel room!
Louis: Really?
Brian: Oh yeaaaa Braaaahhhh! She let me Hit The Trench all day and night.
Louis: How was it?
Brian: Nice and tight! But she is constipated now and can't shit.
Louis: Way to tap dat ass Brooooohhhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2014