garage sale trail

The path most consumer technology takes, from gee wiz. to so what, to make an offer. In other words technology will become quickly outdated and lose most of its value. The rule of the garage sale trail is a curse to the first owner but a blessing for the next owner.

The rule of the garage sale trail makes a $1,000 tv worth $50 in 5 years.

by knowman December 20, 2011

trailer park queen

Mega hottie that looks and seems to be high class and out of your league. But when you get the guts to talk to her and come to find out it seems she was raised in a trailer park by Carnies. As soon as u no this grab a few tall ones of steel reserve, pack of Winston's and a bag of Meth !!! Get ready because her and her mom will be blowing you all night long. But a Tip for the Tip...make sure they take there false teeth out first. It will blow your mine!!!!

She may look hight class but she really is a trailer park queen.

by UpDog July 4, 2014

Trailer Park Boys

The best show you will ever see!!! New season starting this April!! Watch it. www.trailerparkboys.com

J Roc- Yerr know what I'm sayin'!!

by Mike D March 22, 2004

Salem Witch Trials

A bunch of bullshit trials back in 1692. A bunch of women and men were hanged because of a bunch of little girls trying to get attention. The evidence that was taken was the girls' word that other people's "specters" or spirits, that no one else could see had attacked them. Their religion made them dumbasses and caused them to judge unreasonably and murder innocent people with no evidence whatsoever.

The salem witch trials were a load of shit and caused many innocent people to die.

by sphincterboyyo October 29, 2009

Trailer park boys

Hands down the best show ever made in the existence of television. Seriously if you haven't heard of it I highly suggest you get out from under your rock and check it out!!

what's the best show ever made? That's an easy one, trailer park boys of course!

by Sumone410 March 15, 2013

Traileresque

Describes a behavior, activity, or mind-set that one would expect to find in a trailer park.

Joe says "Mike and Linda are cooking up some meth again!"
Bob replies "How traileresque"

Dale and Jimmy are breaking beer bottles over each other's heads. How traileresque.

Looks like Brenda's husband is about to beat her up again. Very traileresque.

by cott789 September 15, 2009

Tralcohol

The alcohol you take with you to drink on the journey from one party to the next. (eg. Vodka poured into an old plastic bottle with some sort of mixer. Hence giving the impression of drinking soda while really maintaining your drunken state until arrival at the next party).

Emilie, should we take some tralcohol for the metro ride?
Yes, Anna, great idea! Gin and tonic?!

by Parisanna August 17, 2010