Tootie Bootie

Saying someone is looking cute.

“She tootie bootie,lol.”

by Love 💘🧸 January 26, 2021

Tooty Fruity

Eating ass with a fruit roll-up tongue tattoo

Character 1: “I will never eat ass again! That shit tastes like shit!”
Distinguished Gentleman: “Hey bro, just do a tooty fruity. The flavor is immaculate.”

by Super_slurper3000 March 25, 2023

poppin' tootie

The physiological activity in which one is engaged during an episode of increased fart frequency.

"How's your night goin'?"
"Eh, so so. The dog's poppin' tootie tonight and it is real bad"

by Owen Wilsons Nose February 2, 2021

splooty tooties

A slang term for diarrhea coined by me as a child which has now spread into the lexicon of a subset of people in Central Ohio

“Where did Dan go?” “I just saw him sprint to the bathroom” “Ah, he must have a bad case of the splooty tooties then”

by Evandm04 August 13, 2023

tooty rooty

A male or female who digs in their asshole and then sticks their finger inside of their penis or vaginal area

"My girl be doing that tooty rooty"

OMG what a fucking tooty rooty

by Fictionary4You January 16, 2014

tootie eye

A cute way of referring to pink eye. Specifically used when contracted after your eye come in contact with your partners butthole hairs. Commonly occurs when eating a woman's pussy from behind.

"Did you shower after dropping that deuce? Or did we do the nasty medieval style? No? I wished you would have warned me cause I think you gave me tootie eye. At least use wet wipes next time. Tootie eye is serious business."

by Capt'n save-a-ho March 7, 2018

rootie tootie mcshooties

guuns
the thingys that make loud noises and hurt

oh no! they have rootie tootie mcshooties

by angry jellyfish :] July 1, 2023