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Toothpaste on the floor

When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.
“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”
by Angels naked April 28, 2025
mugGet the Toothpaste on the floormug.
Reciprocal oral shenanigans between two or more consenting adults.
Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.

Which one?

When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.

Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.
by weavehole December 29, 2020
mugGet the Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairymug.

toothpaste boy

too late toothpaste boy! I already ate the second cake!
by person personnium December 14, 2023
mugGet the toothpaste boymug.

Toothpasting

Toothpasting is a type of masturbation where a man sucks another man’s penis until ejaculation, where he then used it as toothpaste.
Kellan refused to give a Toothpasting.
by Johnny Tinkerbottom February 9, 2023
mugGet the Toothpastingmug.

Gordy Toothpaste

A person whom you know but do not necessarily like. He dosnt amount to a “dickhead” but is a nuisance to himself and others nonetheless.
Did you hear what Tom did yesterday? Classic Gordy Toothpaste behavior from Tom, just ignore him.
by It adds up September 4, 2022
mugGet the Gordy Toothpastemug.

Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste

Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste has to be one of the worst ways to make your teeth smell bad and have a horrendous shitty taste and smell so you do not want to use this. I used this when I was a kid and I absolutely fucking hate it. If you want trauma then use this.
"I wanna try Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste."
"Don't do it or your dead."
"I don't care"
"Good luck, soldier"
by titandestroyer6000 April 29, 2024
mugGet the Orange Juice Flavored Toothpastemug.

reverse toothpaste

When a man from England cums on a girls face, then provides to rub his teeth in it.
That limy bastard just pulled a reverse toothpaste
by obZen. January 26, 2016
mugGet the reverse toothpastemug.

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