Toothpaste

The mint- EWWWWWW!!!! yuck!!! i'm sticking back to the children's grape flavoured toothpaste...yuck!!!

♫I hate Toothpaste!!!♫
♫I want to die!!!♫
♫I want to die right now!!!♫
♫You thought I was lying...but i didn't lie!!!!!!!!!!!♫

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

bubble gum toothpaste

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT USE THIS. IT WILL MAKE YOUR LIPS SWELL BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO IT

“Hey mom, my lips feel funny after the bubble gum toothpaste”

“Okay son, just keep using it”

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020

Toothpaste Donut

When someone brushes their teeth, doesn’t rinse so their mouth is still super foamy and then directly does ass to mouth.

Donna was wild last night, she gave me a toothpaste donut and now we’re cleaner from top to bottom!

by Dubtrow November 3, 2020

organic toothpaste

the result of mixing a particularly thick cum load with mints and mixing it up until frothy then storing for a later date

"just made some organic toothpaste can wait to spread it on my bristley tooth dick"

by pwggingurdad November 23, 2021

Toothpasting

Toothpasting is a type of masturbation where a man sucks another man’s penis until ejaculation, where he then used it as toothpaste.

Kellan refused to give a Toothpasting.

by Johnny Tinkerbottom February 9, 2023

Toothpaste Crazy

To get cray cray on the menthol 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

"hey Jen did you go a little toothpaste crazy in there?"
"No, why?
"There's a terrible mixture of blood, urine, cum, and toothpaste all over the walls and floor."

by Boris Johnson 9 October 29, 2023

Toothpaste Crazy

When one consumes so much menthol (via squirting tubes of toothpaste straight down their throat) that they go insane and usually cause a mess of dental care products.

"hey Jen did you go toothpaste crazy in the bathroom? The walls are covered in toothpaste and feces."
"Yeah sorry"

by Boris Johnson 9 October 30, 2023