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Toothpaste Foreskin

The flap of toothpaste that forms on the nozzle of a tube of toothpaste that has not been capped.
Rabbi Finkelstein used a tissue to remove the toothpaste foreskin from his tube of Colgate.
by Steinerwoodwork March 19, 2025
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Toothpasting

The method of draining the male urethra, reminiscent of squeezing an almost empty tube of toothpaste.
Hey dude, you've got hella piss-print. Have you been toothpasting properly?
by Prolapse2Wipe August 9, 2024
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organic toothpaste

the result of mixing a particularly thick cum load with mints and mixing it up until frothy then storing for a later date
"just made some organic toothpaste can wait to spread it on my bristley tooth dick"
by pwggingurdad November 23, 2021
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Toothpaste Crazy

To get cray cray on the menthol 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
"hey Jen did you go a little toothpaste crazy in there?"
"No, why?
"There's a terrible mixture of blood, urine, cum, and toothpaste all over the walls and floor."
by Boris Johnson 9 October 29, 2023
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Toothpaste Donut

When someone brushes their teeth, doesn’t rinse so their mouth is still super foamy and then directly does ass to mouth.
Donna was wild last night, she gave me a toothpaste donut and now we’re cleaner from top to bottom!
by Dubtrow November 3, 2020
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Toothpaste beater

A toothpaste beater is one who masturbates using toothpaste instead of just dry beating or lotion beating.
These people have the cleanest dicks around, as the toothpaste cleans all the smegma.
Guy 1: did you see how clean John's foreskin is? Guy 2: yeah, he's definitely a toothpaste beater.
by A certain short guy May 6, 2025
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