Max

Max means dust. Not just regular dust, the kind of dust that gets in your eyes and just makes you want to kill yourself.

"did you see the hockey game?" "Ya, number 16 was being a Max!"

"I'm in the middle of cleaning all the Max out of my house!"

by SpankeyTheFruit May 5, 2017

Max

Max is a guy that thinks he’s super doper hot. But really he’s not really hot. Girls that have a crush on him have a sweetness look and attitude with them. The friends don’t really like her but Max is to dumb to c what’s going on. Max will lose his virginity at 15/16 because of the personality and the girls he likes. Other then that he’s a really nice guy and is a great friend:)

“ Hey do you see that girl?”
“ Yeah, but I think she’s more Max type.”

by Gabi❤️💗❤️💗 October 5, 2018

Max

Max has a long neck and can't breathe deez nuts

Max is fat

by noobmaster69 April 28, 2019

max

a guy who sweeps you off your feet (literally) out of nowhere, sweet, funny, and cute. also a great kisser....but sadly also a guy who plays with your heart and messes around with a lot of other girls.

max is cute but he's such a player

how can a guy like him be so...so UGH?!

by aboolofghfdighiughrtgfg November 17, 2010

Max

Well i havent meet him personally but i want to. Hes outgoing usually hanging out with a large group. Tall, blonde, beautiful eyes. I feel naughty saying this but hes sexyyy. but anyway wont like talk to me. Hes smart and cool. i hope i will get to know him. Love yaaaa....max

OMGSH Look at taylor he looks good today but not as good as Max

by iluvu....stranger January 1, 2012

Max

A Max is a person who typically shags their cat named penny between 10-11 on a Tuesday morning.

Your a Max, you stupid cat owner

by Melvin the bank manager June 10, 2019

Max

A boy, normally a senior, who had many talents, such as, music/jazz, acting, singing, dancing, ninja, and many more. he is VERY VERY sexy and has black hair. Not extremely tall but its hot all the same. He is a pot head, and smokes plenty a hookah. He doesn't care what anyone thinks and is very awkward. also, he is very funny and slightly annoying. Likes Taco bell and Tropical Smoothie and will never be caught without the following; a bong, a guitar, a bass, drum sticks, his brown satchel, a hangover/ drunkenness, a sexy silly smile.

Friend 1:Dude, I am SO hungry. Lets find Max and go to Taco Bell.
Friend 2:Cool, then he can play us that song about cocaine on the guitar/ukelele.
Friend 1:Oh yeah awesome! then, at 4:20 we can all get high together?
Friend 2:DEF!

by ILoveYouMax October 21, 2010