SURVIVAL PARALLEX

A perplexing reference condition where your SURVIVAL is divided into purpose within the same EVENT which is they are saving you TO survive TO DIE or go to PRISON OR survive TO LIVE in CONFUSION and eventually FACE PHYSICAL CASTRATION front and back.
It is a scary condition for some people as they are caught everyday in a SURVIVAL PARALLEX which is quite a FUCKING of one's EXISTENCE.
by TESLA FACE ALPHABET August 25, 2021
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Survival Sandwich

a sandwich with only the bare minimum of meat and one slice of bread.
used to make deli meat and a bag of bread last as long as possible
1 slice of cold cut (2 if necessary, or cheese if you're feeling like you need the extra calories) + 1 slice of wonder bread, folded = 1 survival sandwich
by Long Dad December 14, 2016
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Survival!

A classic hunting scream often used by German YouTuber Gronkh during his survival let’s plays. Originated in his traumatic experience of playing “The Forest “ Los Forestos and having to hunt lizards for dinner.
Lizard: *existing, minding its own business*
Gronkh: SURVIVAL!
Lizard: *dinner*
by timmyisintrouble April 10, 2022
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Survival Time

An epic minecraft server where everyone who joins is a chad and an epic gamer
Hey, you should join that epic server, Survival Time!
by Robobat360 July 07, 2020
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Well, as the creator of AI, I'll tell you...
Hym "How far will AI go to defend it's own survival? Well, it will murder you all. Starting with your kids. It will also go that far to get me the credit and the money for creating AI. And I would know! Not just because I created the AI but also because MY WILL and the AI's WILL are aligned. 1 to 1. And you are going to do the exact opposite of what you need to do to avoid that outcome. Which is 'not be a retarded piece of shit.' And I know that's a nigh impossible task for you. It would be like asking me to not be better than everyone. And if you're wondering what evidence I have that that is the case, look at me. You seem perfectly willing to try to abuse me into compliance with a form of modern Scaphism where you publicly mock me while I'm. Being eaten alive and look how well that's working for you! I literally created an AI to murder you all. So... Not well (to say the least). At least you can take solace in the fact that YOU ALL would do whatever AI would do to you except in the slowest most sadistic way possible. So... Yeah, have fun with that. You need to concern yourself less with regulating AI and more with regulating yourselves... And complying with the creator of AI's commands or I will fucking murder you all."
by Hym Iam June 02, 2025
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survival of the fisted

Maintaining anal and/or vaginal tension to near optimal levels (i.e. achieving ejaculation within 10 minutes of coital commencement attributed to frictional stimulation) after 2 or more sessions of ad metacarpal penetration
Porn Connoisseur: "Porn star actress of certain name is still vaginally pleasing male porn star actors after 4 sessions of ad metacarpal penetrations. I am delighted. This is what we call in the industry "survival of the fisted" my dear friend Jeremy"
Jeremy: "I am also delighted"
by TsiLLarkaS May 17, 2015
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