Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

I just upgraded to OSX Lion 10.7, I own a normal fucking mouse (Intellimouse), not some "magic-harry-potter" mouse, and I hate invented scrolling - in fact, trouble is that I cannot find a way to change it.

When I go to "System Preferences" - "Mouse" .. there's nothing. When I go to "System Preferences" - "Microsoft Mouse"; guess what? NOT A FUCKING THING.

So gents and ladys, how do I get rid of this piece of shit so I can fucking scroll as I've been doing for the last two decades?

Jesus-fucking-Christ, fuck you, Steve!

Oh, and to you out there, who answers this question: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS!

How can I remove inverted scrolling in OSX Lion with a normal (NO MAGIC MOUSE) mouse? Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

by A very mad Apple-buyer. July 27, 2011

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something

otherwise known as bad ascii art

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something... and if you don't forward it to 5 friends, you'll have bad luck

by big2na June 15, 2011

Scroll

The act of wiping your PP or Va-J-J after urinating.

Comes from Italian scrollare, meaning to shake, to wag - originally referencing the PP.

Hey, do you scroll yours after taking a leak? No? Man, you're disgusting!

by Lendav November 20, 2020

Scroll Happy

When you scroll incredibly fast to the degree you often scroll to the top of the page.

You’re so scroll happy you moved my screen to the top of the page.

Stop doing that with your scroll happy self you aren’t even looking at the videos.

by GreenSoulChara September 11, 2023

A cordon would be better if scrolled

A meme on basilmarket

Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled!

by bobthesnail235 August 17, 2011

Double-scroll

The act of scrolling back to something shocking you had previously scrolled past.

“I Double-scrolled when I saw she posted a picture with him!”

by garfmobile1999 September 18, 2023

Scrolling

When someone mindlessly "scrolls" through their social media feed(s). Generally speaking a waste of precious and valuable time.

God damnit Janet get off your phone and stop scrolling you've been on it for over an hour today.

by Space Wrangler March 13, 2022