Teddy Bonkers

Receiving a handjob from a teddy while eating a vanilla ice cream cone

Patrick told me that last weekend his girlfriend surprised him with a Teddy Bonkers !! I can’t wait to try it !!

by Punintentional Disgrace October 2, 2018

Teddy Bro

A teddy bro is a larger, masculine dude that has a huge soft side. He can talk sports, lifting or MMA for days, but then gush over candles at Bath and Body Works or live for spa days. Teddy Bro's are usually very likable and have a lot of friends since they can appeal to many different cultural sub-groups.

Important to note, that not all teddy bros are gay.

Cody is such a teddy bro! We chatted forever on the phone about our favorite Disney movies and then he went and lifted at the gym for 4 hours.

by 2Neighbors1Internet April 18, 2018

Teddy takedown

The swift movement of pulling someone's ankles from under them. Named after Teddy Walker the victim of first Teddy takedown in 2014.

I'm gonna Teddy takedown that kid at lunch

by Leptonomo June 6, 2019

Teddy Roosevelt

The act of having your sexual partner ignore the fact that you have just ejaculated on their chest, usually continuing sex as if nothing happened.

Girl: Cmon, ram me harder, yes! Yes!
Guy: Uh, I already blew my loa-
Girl: HARDER!!
Guy: Fuck, your pulling a teddy roosevelt

by jillstobbs_ April 18, 2018

Teddy Sinclair

An English Grammy-nominating songwriter and lead vocalist of her band, Cruel Youth. She was formerly known as rapper Verbalicious and dark-edgy singer Natalia Kills. A queen who still gets backlash for a staged reality tv incident from years ago.

Did you hear Teddy Sinclair’s new song?

by NataliaKills September 10, 2021

Toned teddy

A guy that is kinda muscular, but also not.
Like. He’s a teddybear, but he has muscles showing.
He doesnt have a dadbod, but he aint skinny.

My boyfriend is a real toned teddy, its so hot!

by Thiccccums June 23, 2021

teddy eyes

Big, dark brown eyes, usually with a soft gaze, long lashes, and give a warm, comforting feeling. Much better than doe eyes.

I love Sunny's teddy eyes! So big, such a soft gaze, a beautiful deep brown.. I could stare into them all day!

by Mattirsa June 30, 2017