Friend Timeout

When you and your friend are talking, conversating, or just haning out; and they do something controversial or just plain a dickhead move, you can put them on a friend timeout. Just like in basketball, T them up and call a friend timeout. when you call a friend timeout you must designate the time period for which you will not be friends. This can either be like a funny haha 1 min friend timeout, or a wow u really pissed me off 4 hour friend timeout. The length of the friend timeout is really up to you, and when you call it. In this time alloted, anything goes. You are not friends at this point so really the point is to be a complete jackass to this person for the next however minutes or even days. Becare of the severity of the friend timeout, you really don't want to lose any friends over it, it's more of a joke.

While me and my roomates were sitting at our apartment one of my roomates dog started to hump me. I started to bump him off of me but my friend said just let him finish, and tried to pull out the friend card on me. That is completely unacceptable so I put him on a friend timeout. I T-ed him up and told him we weren't friends for the next 20 minutes, where I was basicallhy a dick to him the whole time.

by dbrock September 26, 2010

timothy mcveigh

1. The man who carried out the oklahoma state federal building bombings on April 19,1995 claiming 168 lives.
2. A person who is not that stable and has a huge amount of weapons and explosives and who is racist, very rare but definitely out there.

1. timothy opened our eyes to the fact that not every terrorist is foreign
2. "Man that guy is a total timothy mcveigh better stay away from him"

by superninjapenguin February 13, 2007

Timour

Very russian. People who are called Timour are ussually really cool. Unfortunately, the hair gets kinda messed. It is like anime.

Timour is so cool, but he has anime hair.

by jackwaerjklfe January 14, 2012

Timothy Peppermint

The Russian hacker of the 2016 U.S. presidential election and an anti-gay activist. He is the author of the book "The Homosexual Question".

Timothy Peppermint believes that his home country of Russia is the perfect example of a heterosexual utopia.

by The Terrible Travis December 7, 2019

Timothy Winkles

Your favorite, friendly neighborhood they/them. He is always seen with concealer covered eyebrows and a mustache. He is lowkey a pedophile and participates in many sexual activities that sometimes include his cousin (cheesetelle). His floppy hair is such a vibe and makes him insanely sexy. He has tons of pimples across his face which add to his fiery personality. If he's ever lost, you can probably catch him chatting with his favorite cousins Wimothy Tinkles and Cheesetelle.

"BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH look over there it's Timothy Winkles"
"I wish I could be like Timothy Winkles"
"He was always a they/them

by 72896kld May 2, 2020

Timothy Green

The guy who plays fire music with the aux for loveliveserve.

"Timothy Green play some heat!"

by idk76787678 September 29, 2020

timothee privilege

it's when you're timothee chalamet and people are nice to you because of it but you don't realize it because you're unable to perceive your existence from a pov other than timothee chalamet

Wow, that lady was so nice to me! She gave me a free taco

Do you know why?
What do you mean?
It's because you have timothee privilege

by toastchalamet October 11, 2020